Change the Birthday!

Lauren's mother turned back to the banner that read 'Happy 20th Birthday Lauren!'. She picked up a big permanent marker and scribbled over the 2, turning it to a messy one. Lauren looked in shock, as her birthday banner now read read 'Happy 20th Birthday Lauren!'

"There!" Her mother said. "Much more fitting, now that we've seen the real Lauren, we must have had the wrong birthday!"

"Bu... but I'm 20!" Naked Lauren squealed, mortified.

"Hush!" Her aunt shushed her. "Just enjoy the party, your big one zero!"

With that her aunt stepped up and snapped a small, conical birthday hat on Lauren. She was now butt naked in front of her laughing family, wearing nothing but a silly birthday cap...