Change Your Fortunes

You go and get your laptop. You pull up your bank account info. "Hmmm, pretty sparse," you say to yourself. All of Jay-Z and Beyonce's money will be transferred to my account in one minute. No one can trace it and ever know where the money came from or investigate it. I will also get all of the money from Kris Jenner and her daughters and Kayne West the same way at the same time as Jay-Z and Beyonce. Their banks will insist it is the celebrities' fault, and courts will agree with the banks if they are sued."

A minute later you are now incredibly rich, and nine celebrities have no cash in their bank accounts, and they will never know what happened. "Have fun with your materialistic attetion whore lifestyles now," you muse aloud.

You work on your body. You make yourself 6'2, 190 lbs of lean muscle, and you do not have to eat right or exercise to maintain your new physique. Your closet is now full of designer clothing, you have a gold Rolex watch, and in your parking spot, your 2009 Corolla is replaced by a red 2019 Lamborghini.

You hop up and go out to your new car. You look at your apartment building. You can find new digs later. Maybe you can move in with a hot celebrity or swap places with one.

You hop into your new car and speed off.