Change Him Into Something Softer

"First of all, let's get you out of those clothes," Ariel suggests, taking Aaron's other arm. "It's too hot for long pants and a jacket."

"Too hot?" says Aaron, "It feels pretty temperate to me."

"Oh, it'll warm up," Pocahontas assures you.

"And yet you're wearing gown," Aaron points out.

"They're very well-insulated," Tiana claims, "Now, come on. Let us give you the royal treatment."

Normally, Aaron would be hesitant about letting someone undress him, but as the people doing it are Disney's most iconic heroines, he figures he may as well go along with it.

Soon he is out of his jacket, his shirt, his pants, and even his shoes and socks. Now he is standing in just his boxers. And he can swear the princesses are admiring his well-toned arms, legs, and chest.

"No you have a choice," Snow White says as Elsa and Anna then come forward with two white folded objects.

"Choice?" you say, looking to the two sisters.

"Yes," says Elsa, holding up the object in her hands, "Cloth..."

"Or disposable," Anna finishes, holding up the one in hers.

It is then Aaron realizes they are holding diapers. Apparently these are his options.