Chamo, for some reason

Chamo, from nowhere: Wow. So the fate of time depends on you makin' it with the fat chick.

Negi: Chamo! Where'd you come from? And Satsuki is not fat, she's just...less thin than the other girls.

Chamo: Yer right. I've been around nothing but mega-hotties for so long, i'm jaded to anything else. Really, Satsuki's not bad. Those boobs were nothin' to sneeze at!

Negi: You saw?!

Chamo: Aniki, how long have you known me? Do you really think i would miss something like that?

Negi: I suppose not. You must NOT tell Satsuki about this!!

Chamo: I won't.

Negi: I'm serious! This is not like when i said not to tell anyone about my magic! Actually, it's exactly like that, only this time, REALLY don't tell anyone! Not even Asuna! If Satsuki so much as asks me for the time with a weird look in her eye, i'm shipping you back to Wales, eighth-class!

Chamo: No problem!

Negi: Along with a letter saying you're no longer my familiar!

Chamo: NO! If you do that, they'll send me to jail for all those panties i stole!! Do you have any idea what the sentence is on stealing 7,000 pairs of panties!?

Negi: I thought it was 3,000...

Chamo: Oh, right, right. What'd i say?

Negi: Seven-thousand.

Chamo: Oh, whoops. Heh-heh. Silly me...

Negi: Don't tell Satsuki about this, and you won't have to worry about it. Clear?

Chamo: uh...sure. thinking Aniki never talks to me like that. Mmmmaybe i should consider keeping this one under my hat.

Satsuki: Negi-sensei!

Negi: Oh, hello! (Chamo, not a word.) What did Takamichi want with you?

Satsuki: He told me that i had to bare your child, Negi-sensei.

Negi: DWAH!!?!??!

Chamo: IT WASN'T ME, I SWEAR!!!

Satsuki: Who said that?