Challenge of the Douchebag 2

After a long night of arguing with the Samurai, who refuses to accept responsibility for the bullshit he caused (and accusing you of being unable to accept responsibility), you set off to find your Metapod. Even Misty knew that samurai was being a doucehbag.

You find him at the base of a tree, surrounding by several Kakunas.

You try to sneak through the glass without alerting any Beedrills. Unfortunately, Jessie and James appear on a cliff overhead.

"Prepare for trouble!" says Jessie.

"This is not the time" you try to warn them.

"Make it double!" says James.

"You're gonna alert the Beedrills, you idiots!"

"To protect the world from devastation!" says Jessie.

The sound awakens the Beedrills who attack both you and Team Rocket. You roll under their attacks and reach the Pokeball containing Metapod, while Team Rocket run off. You get back to the log cabin, followed by Beedrills.

"God dammit, Amber" says the samurai, "you brought the Beedrills to this log cabin I broke into"

"Broke into?" asked Misty, "you saying this isn't your cabin"

At this point, a couple of dead bodies fell out the closet. You look at the wounds to see they were made with a samurai sword.

"It your fault I did that" says the samurai, "you need to take responsibly for me killing people before we even met"

Beedrills burst into and shoot Twineedles at you but Metapod jumps in the way. You have Raijin use thundershock on the Beedrills. You and Misty now turn to the samurai.

"You know, my mom gave me a strap on dildo when I left Pallet Town" you tell Misty.

"I like there this is going" says Misty.

You put on the strap on dildo and **** the samurai in the ass with it. Metapod suddenly bursts from your Pokeball.

"Are you okay" you ask him.

Suddenly, Metapod evolves into Butterfree from pure happiness of seeing the douchebag samurai getting ****.

Misty pisses herself in fear.

"Oh come on" you say, "you cannot be scared of Butterfree"

You see more Beedrills coming. Fortunately, Butterfree uses Sleep Powder to send and the samurai to sleep.

"Alright, lets leave this samurai to the Beedrills" you say.

After leaving the cabin, you and Misty hear the samurai's screams in terror and pain.

You also hear a voice saying, "we pass the harkness test so we can **** you"

You're pretty sure that was a Beedrill talking. This seems weird. Pokemon don't know do they? At this point, you decide to give Misty her clothes back as you both see a path out of the Viridian Forest to Pewter City.