Cause naked makes me stupid.

The busy hall came to a stand still as the girls and guys all stop to laugh and point.

“Hey guy this is a clothing optional dorm but we typically keep it in the showers and changing room.” Some guy yelled at me.

“Leave him alone, we don’t mind a girl answered back.

I just stood there wide-eyed, and open mouthed, fully exposed and not even bothering to cover myself. It was like my brain finally broke. I had reached embarrassment overload or something.

Maddie came up behind me and gave my butt a squeeze. “Forget something darling?” She said cheerily so everyone could hear as she reached around and held my towel out in front of me at eye level where it you know couldn’t actually cover anything.

I snapped out of it and grabbed the towel out of her hand and started to wrap it around myself.

Maddie leaned in close and whispered into my ear, “that was soooo hot.”

What?” I asked dumbly.

“Your, you know, exposure.” Maddie said conspiratorially, “At first, I was you know jealous at the thought of other girls seeing my guy in the nude.”

“Yeah, I remember you're not anymore?”

“No in fact it is totally turning me on. I can’t explain it. I mean it turns you on too, I mean look at how hard you are getting, and you like just blew your load a few minutes ago.”

“Yeah well, I mean what am I supposed to do, I mean I keep ending up naked.” I paused and thought about it for a while and finally broke down and admitted it. “Fine, yeah it turns me on too. Being embarrassed and exposed is a great big turn-on for me. I’m a freak what can I say.”

“How about you don’t say anything and just kiss me,” Maddie said seductively.

I of course obliged giving her the deepest longest kiss I could muster. Some joker decided they hadn’t seen enough already and reached over and once again relieved me of my towel. I jumped when I felt the towel get ripped away, but Maddie just looked me in the eye and said, “just kiss me.”

“Just kiss you?” I asked.

“Yes, just kiss me, don’t worry about what they are seeing just kiss me like we are the only two people in the world.”

And that’s what I did, I just stood there naked as the day I was born and kissed the girl I had just met less than an hour ago like she was the last girl on the planet.

When we finally came up for air. “Maddie held my cheeks with her hands and said, “Ralph I have no idea where that stupid towel went, but you don’t need it. Let’s just run for it.”

“Run for it, like through the halls?” I asked.

“Yeah, you won’t get in trouble. It’s a clothing-optional dorm. As long as you are not harassing the ladies you can technically be naked all the time in here.” Maddie said with excitement in her voice.

“Ralph couldn’t believe what he was about to say, “Fine let’s do it, the more I try to stay covered the more I end up naked. Why fight it anymore?”

“Here take my hand and we will run it together. “Maddie said encouragingly.

“Together except you are fully clothed and I am fully naked of course.”

“Of course, that is what makes it so much fun,” Maddie said laughing.

“You know if you are holding my hand, I won’t be able to cover myself with it.” I said matter-of-factly.

“Oh I know, and you really should keep your other hand free as well so you can catch yourself if you start to fall. Safety first and all that.” Maddie said mischievously with more than a hint of a dare in her voice.

“Very well.” I said, “challenge accepted. On three then.”

Maddie nodded and yelled “One...three.” then she took off running dragging me behind her as I struggled to keep up.

We dodged and darted past laughing on-lookers as we made our way to her dorm. Maddie slowly fiddled with her keys as I stood there covering my penis with my hands and giving the girls in the hallway that were watching us shy little smiles.

“Come on Maddie we did your little streaking game now please get me out of this hallway.” I pleaded.

“Ah you’re no fun,” Maddie said with an exaggerated pout as she unlocked the door and pushed it open.