Catfight at the river

Joan was spreading nasty rumors about Alice, Jane, and Lizzie. Determined to get even, the three of them invited her for a nature walk by the local river. There they started grabbing her hair and pulling her clothes off, throwing them into the river for good measure.

"Hey!" Joan protested.

"Ha ha," Lizzie mocked, "not so powerful with your belly dragon tattoo all hanging out now, are you?"

Joan jumped on Lizzie, also pulling her clothes off and throwing them in the river.

"Sheesh," Alice confided in Jane, "Joan was pretty ferocious."

"Yeah," Jane replied, "not as ferocious as Todd in bed last week."

Alice fumed. Todd was her ex, and the girls had agreed not to sleep with him. Furious that Jane had broken that oath, Alice tumbled at her while the two just yanked each other's clothes off and threw them in the river.

After a solid 20 minutes all four women realized that they were naked in public by a river. Skinny dipping was illegal, and they didn't want to spend the weekend in jail based on what people would think happened. Their phones, wallets, and keys were all swallowed up in the river that was fast moving downstream, and all there was left on the bank were two pieces of paper.

Sighing, the four girls sat down, two of them on the pieces of paper. Solemnly reflecting on how their spite and pettiness had gotten them in this situation, they pondered what their next move would be.