Casino Royale

"Excuse me, Ma-"

"Shut. The hell. Up!" An enraged Margot spat at the doorman as she entered the casino, glaring angrily at the retreating form of Carol. With a snarl, the naked, smelly woman charged after the future girl, ignoring the looks of amusement and disgust she was getting from the staff and customers.

Carol ran past a woman at a slot machine, accidentally bumping into her as she put her last nickel into the machine, pulling the lever. "Hey!" The woman spat as Carol ran off, "Do you have any idea what you just -"

The woman stopped yelling the second three sevens appeared and a a torrent of coins poured out. "JACKPOT!" The woman cheered as she collected as much as she could. "Thank you, Mystery Woman!"

Carol didn't have time to acknowledge the gratitude as she saw the naked Margot continuing to chase after her. Seeing a doorway slightly open, the future woman raced through the door, coming to a halt as when she realized she was backstage.

*SLAM!!*

*CLICK*

Carol's blood ran cold as she heard the door slam and lock, turning around to see Margot glaring her down.

"End of the line, Girlie!"

"You'd think looking for a naked woman smelling like **** chasing a woman wearing only a green dress and a two women in bath robes wouldn't be as difficult as trying to find a needle in a haystack!" Sophie groaned as she and Dexter continued their search from the car.

"We'll find them, Sophie. Don't wor- GAH!" Dexter yelped as he slammed on the brakes to avoid hitting The Biker Woman.

"Watch where you're going, you moron!" The Biker Woman spat, "Geeze! First that lying naked bitch chasing those girls, and now this?!"

"What did you just say?" Sophie asked, sticking her head out the window. "You saw who we're looking for? Where is she now?!"

"I tossed that lying, smelly bitch into a dumpster after she -"

"Not her! The women you were chasing! Where are they?!"

"They're good. Really good." Karen muttered as Lucy and Samantha continued their cover of 'Shallow', much to the audience's enjoyment.

"We are so screwed." Cindy muttered.

"Hey, we got this!" Karen assured her girlfriend with a pat on the shoulder. "Have I ever gotten us into anything that we couldn't get out of?"

"Apart from this very situation? There was that time we went to Miami and -"

"Rhetorical question, Babe." Karen interrupted. "Point is, they may be good, but we're better!"

"We'll have to try to be, cause we're up next..." Cindy stated, pointing to the cheering crowd as Lucy and Samantha took a bow. "And if we want clothes to save Carol with, we need to go beyond our best!"

"Break a leg, you two." Lucy said, "You're gonna need all the luck you can get."

"Okay..." Cindy said nervously as she and Karen stepped up to the microphone. Looking over the song list, Cindy gasped as a confident smile came to her face, turning to Karen, she whispered, "Karen! We have an advantage!"

"What?" Karen whispered, looking over the song list and going wide eyed. "Holy crap! They have our song!"

The two smiled at one another as Cindy pressed the song, 'Just Give Me A Reason' beginning to play.

"Why are you doing this?!" Carol asked as Margot slowly advanced on her. "What did I do to you?!"

"Is that a joke?!" Margot snapped, "You ruined my business! You ruined my club! You made me look like a complete idiot in front of my paying customers! And for what?! Because your some kind of crazy, prude nudist?!"

"You were going to have me preform lewd acts in front of those people! And you were keeping me from finding my sister!"

"Oh, boo-freaking-hoo!" Margot mocked, rolling her eyes. "Did you know that, after you left, I got skunked and arrested by the FBI?!"

"The elite anti-terrorist special task and operations ****?!" Carol asked, gasping in shock. At Margot's confused expression, she replied, "Well, in 2197 -"

"Oh shut up with this future nonsense already!" Margot snapped, "If I didn't buy it then, I'm not buying it now! And for the record, I was arrested for tax evasion and fraud for the past six years. I'm not a terrorist!"

"So... You aren't gonna kill me or my friends?"

"Oh, honey..." Margot said with a dark laugh, "I'm gonna make you wish I was gonna kill you."

Carol yelped as she jumped back, dodging Margot as the older woman lunged at her. Carol grabbed onto a ladder leading up to the scaffolding above the stage and began to climb, only to feel a tug as Margot grabbed her dress and pulled...

*SHRIIIPPP!*

Tearing the garment completely off her body as the now naked Carol continued to climb up. Snarling, Margot threw the remains of the dress down and began to climb up after her.

"Oh, that we're not broken, just bent. And we can learn to love again!" Cindy and Karen finished their song in perfect harmony, staring into each others eyes as they panted and the music came to a stop. The two noticed that the crowd was completely quiet, looking around to see the audience, Lucy, and Samantha staring at them...

Before erupting into a full out applause of cheering and whistles, the entire building giving the two a standing ovation.

"Well," Samantha said as she stepped forward to the mic, "I think we all know who our winners tonight are! And I can say with certainty that I can't think of a better honor then earning our first loss from these wonderful and talented young women! Let's give them a round of applause, Folks!"

"And I do believe we get a little... 'Reward', shall we say?" Karen said with a smug grin.

Lucy laughed sheepishly and blushed as the crowd briefly chuckled at the comment. "Uh, would you consider it bad sportsmanship if I said that Sammy and I thought that we'd win or, if not, you'd be so wrapped up in your victory that you two would forget our wager?"

"A deal is a deal, Lucy." Samantha said to her wife with an apologetic smile. Turning to Karen and Cindy, she whispered, "She's really sensitive about anyone but me seeing her naked. You two don't mind if we strip in private and I come out and give you the clothes, do you?"

"Yes, but please hurry. We need to help our friend!" Cindy replied as the wives walked off the stage and towards a back room. Turning to Karen, the two squealed as Cindy grabbed her girlfriend's hands and kissed Karen on the lips. "I can't believe we won!"

"Really?! Carol is in danger, and you two are singing classical songs?!"

Looking up, Karen and Cindy saw Sophie and Dexter coming towards the stage, the former glaring at the two.

"Sophie, look. We can explain this!" Cindy said, "Carol shoved us into here so we would be safe, but we had to get dressed to save her!"

"... The only reason I believe that is because that sounds exactly like something Carol would do." Sophie stated before saying, "Right now though, we need to get to the casino up the road in order to save her!"

"Get back here, you pest!" Margot snapped as she chased Carol on the catwalk.

Carol looked over her shoulder briefly, but kept running until noticing that the two had run out of room. She turned back around to see Margot coming closer.

"No where left to run, Future Dipst- WHOA!" Margot yelped, losing her footing and falling off the catwalk.

"Margot!" Carol yelled, grabbing the railing with one hand and catching Margot's wrist with the other. "I gotcha! I'm not letting you fall!"

Unfortunately, Carol lost the grip on the railing, causing the weight from Margot to drag both naked woman over the edge as they fell and screamed.

Fortunately, the two landed in a pile of hay that littered the floor of a large, roofless cage next to a sign that read, "Dr. Xena Mystery's Wonders of Magic".

"Oh, thank goodness! We're okay now!" Carol said with relief as she saw the image on the sign, getting up from the hay pile and standing on her feet.

"What are you -" Margot began as she got to her feet, stopping the second she saw a black and white furry tail. "Oh hell no! I'm not getting sprayed by a skunk for the umpteenth time tonight! Get lost you stupid rodent!"

Margot picked up a metal bowl and threw it at where she saw the tail... Earning a surprised and angry roar in response as a white tiger came out from behind the hay.

"IT'S A FREAKING TIGER!" Margot screamed, turning around and running towards the bars before climbing up and over. She screamed in terror as she bolted towards the door towards the casino.

Back in the cage, the tiger turned it's attention to Carol and roared once more, however, Carol only gave the cat a stern look in response...

The Policewoman walked towards the entrance to the casino, muttering about how her radio just died, only to have someone bump into her and nearly bowl her over. With a horrible smell reaching her nose, the officer looked down in disgust before laying eyes on Margot, the other woman smiling sheepishly.

"Good evening, Officer."

"You two should be able to keep each other company while I go and take a report." The Policewoman said to the cuffed Margot next to Frank, slamming the door shut before walking away.

"Yuck! Ever hear of soap, Grandma?!" Frank groaned.

"Ah, shut up, you punk! I've had a bad night!" Margot spat back. "And who you calling 'Grandma'?! I'm forty-four! I'm old enough to be your Mom!"

"Sure, Ms. Crypt Keeper..."

"Listen here punk! I - WHOA!" Margot spat as she leaned in closer to Frank before slipping and landing on top of the eighteen year old...

Their lips crashing into each other as their eyes widened, a pleasant electrical shock running up their spines as they remained in that position for several seconds. After a minute passed, the two broke the kiss and panted heavily, staring into each other's eyes as their faces grew red from Frank's manhood becoming fully erect and inches away from Margot's womanhood.

"You know," Frank said, "in this light, you're actually kinda hot. A total MILF, even. I don't suppose... I mean, maybe we could..."

"Meh." Margot said with a shrug, "Not like I'm going to get any tail for the next three to five years. And with that monster between your legs, I could do a lot worse. Do a good job and maybe I'll look you up after my little 'vacation'."

"Sounds great! But I'm a v-"

Margot cut him off with another kiss and growled lustfully. "Not any more you ain't, Lover Boy!"

Dexter pulled up to the casino and parked, stepping out of the car along with Sophie, Karen, and Cindy, the latter two now fully dressed. The four raced past the police car, not noticing the windows fogging up or that the car was bouncing up and down, and towards the entrance of the casino.

"Please don't be too late!" Sophie begged as they four made it through the doors and headed towards the stage where a crowd was surrounding and muttering.

The four pushed through the crowd and gasped as they saw the white tiger on stage...

Having it's belly rubbed by a naked Carol as if it were a puppy.

"Who's a good boy?" Carol cooed in exaggerated baby talk, scratching the tiger under it's chin as the big cat let out a happy noise. "You're just a big, cuddly, kitten who loves his tummy tickled, aren't you? Yes you are. Yes you are!"

"Carol?!"

Carol looked up to see Sophie giving a bemused smirk... And Dexter, Karen, and Cindy staring at her in slack-jawed stupor.

"Oh, right. See, to help the wild tiger population in 2135, scientists edited the DNA of a small population of captive tigers to act like a mix between a house cat and a guard dog." Carol explained, "I've got two back home."