Carol's Memo

From : Carol

To : All Staff

Re. Debbi's Attire

Some of you may have noticed that Debbi is somewhat casually attired at work today. No, we have not instigated a new dress down day without telling anybody ! However, there is an explanation.

Last night there was a celebration dinner given for our new Japanese customers at Wagas in the town. You will have seen the announcement of this great new deal that Diane sent out. At the very special request of the head of the Japanese delegation, Debbi graciously agreed to be the centerpiece of an old and venerable ceremony where seafood is served off of the body of a naked woman. Look out for a full pictorial report in the forthcoming company newsletter !

To cut a long story short, the evening was a great success but unfortunately at the end of the evening, Debbi found that her clothes and keys were still safely locked away in a staff locker but the girl who had the keys had gone home having finished her shift. Consequently, Debbi was stranded naked ! She stayed the night with me but the only spare clothes available that would fit her are those she is currently wearing and she will not have access to her own things until this evening when the girl reports back for duty at Wagas.

Given this explanation, I trust you will all make the appropriate allowances for the rest of the day.

Carol