Campaigning

Barbie strolled down to the mike, wrapping her arm around Senator Armstrong and kissing him soundly. The crowd ate it up, even moreso when he slid his hand down to her ass, squeezing the jiggly, meaty globes with zeal.

"How are y'all doin'?" Barbie asked, applying a healthy amount of Texas drawl to her voice. The crowd roared back to her. "Hell yeah." She was right. A white woman with blonde hair and blue eyes, conservative values and someone who embraced being attractive and sex-positive was an easy sale. She talked about the border, about traditional values in education, about the bible. She made some easy jokes about Bill's endowment, and how he could long he could do. The crowd liked that too. They liked a guy that could land hot pussy and fuck it right. If only they knew, Samson thought.