Call the front desk

You walk over to the phone and press the pound key followed by the speaker button.

"Hello Mr. Doe! How can I help you?"

"Hello Amber! I was reading the pamphlet I recieved and noticed something about certain provincial and national laws not applying here? What does that mean exactly?"

" Well to clear that up for you Mr. Doe, certain **** are allowed for consumption in the hotel and surrounding area. As well public intoxication within reason.

At Gold Mountain Hotel we host a variety of guests throughout the world, including those who do not enjoy the confines of clothing. Therefore public exposure and indecency are nonapplicable."

"You mean everyone doesn't have to wear clothes?"

"Correct Mr.Doe, some staff when working must remain in uniform for recognition and safety reasons, but outside those conditions anything goes."

"Wow." You utter surprised. You feel oddly free and anxious as you realize you are completely naked and don't have any obligations to wear clothes.

"We ask that if you do or do not choose to be free from the confines of clothes that you please be respectful of those that do make that choice. Though I don't think I'll have a problem with you Mr.Doe." She informs cheerfully.

"Oh, not at all! Just something to wrap the head around!" You reply quickly.

"Do you have anymore questions, Mr.Doe? Is there anything further I can help you with?"

"No. Thank-you, you've done a great job."

"Well, if you do have anymore questions or inquiries please let me know. Suzy or myself are always here to help."

"Good-bye."

"Goodbye!"