Caleb answers

Caleb: "Everyone we gotta do another one."

Victoria: "These people remind me of Hisbert."

Lupin; "I've been trying to find this Unkown character since the last review."

Holmes: "I suspect this she doesn't actually exist."

Lupin: "What are you doing here?"

Holmes: "I thought I'd share some answers too. Evelyn is here, too."

Evelyn : "They never even mentioned me."

“From this small excerpt you may get the impression that this is supposed to be humorous. Like haha the bad guys think beating him will make him climax faster. I assure you, this is absolutely meant to be taken straight. And Caleb does end up climaxing in the end from getting whacked by a cane.”

Evelyn: "The caning did not make Caleb climax faster. Masturbating made him climax faster. The caning only encouraged him to masturbate faster."

“So, we are going with the spoof name here. Although I do want to point out that it is Herlock not Helrock. If you are spoofing, at least spoof properly.”

Victoria: "They've got us there."

“Alright, you fucking imbeciles. Another quiz. How did these broke ass bitches afford, the traveling expenses for their cross continental journey? Is it a) they travel as stowaways b) Nemo invents a money printer or c) the whore themselves out for spankings.”
“Hmmm…”
“Times up: The answer is d) fuck you! This never gets explained.”

Nemo: "Wrong! The correct answer is e) Doreen extends us a loan as explained down here."

Doreen responses without hesitation. "I'm not fond of the way these people think. Were it a simple capture, I would not have said anything, but as you say, any money we make here will be tainted by blood. Although we are here due to the actions of Lupin and the others, I cannot accept money earned in such a barbaric manner."
"But... we really do need the money." I say.
"Yes, so just this once, I will extend a loan to you. You can take your time to repay me someday." Doreen says.
"You mean... You're going to cover our living expenses?" Victoria asks.
"Just until you are all able to acquire a decent income through some other means." Doreen says.

Doreen: "A lot of Marcie and Gina's issues seem to be due to themselves not paying attention."

Van Helsing: "Clearly, they are both morons."

“Dracula turns out to be another cute girl. This one is a tsundere. So, after beating her they take her home with them. Of course, they are not handing her over for a bounty.”

Lupin: "Don't call it a beating. That make sit sound worse than it is."

Van Helsing: "I did shoot her... repeatedly."

“Ugh, more boring breakfast scenes! We already talked about all of this last time!”
“Yes, and I think Unkown added more of them just out of spite. This time the focus is on their newest addition."

Caleb: "I believe the term is exposition. I don't think Alibara..."

Lupin: "Who actually exists."

Caleb: "...is doing this outta spite."

Holmes: "These people seem to have invented an imaginary CHYOA user."

“SHE’S A FUCKING VAMPIRE! SHE DOESN’T EAT FOOD!”
“Hm yes, Dracy is a vampire but has zero characteristics of vampires. And that is no hyberbole. There is not a single vampire trait in her. It is actually downright impressive. If the author had a sense of humor she could lampshade how non-vampire like Dracula is. But, alas.”

Evelyn: "Why would you assume she doesn't eat food just because she's a vampire?"

Holmes: "That is quite prejudiced of them."

Caleb: "She is way stronger than an actual human. Then again, so am I."

“What a horrid Headline let me show you how it is done: Terrible Terrorist torpedo's traveling train.”

Caleb: "Why does it need to rhyme?"

“King Victor to be exact.”
“Grrrrr, that name is already enough to piss me of!”

Victoria: "What's wrong with Victor? He's just a gender swap of Queen Victoria."

“Speaking of names that tick one off. Unkown suddenly decided that she wants to go with Holmes instead of Sholmes.”

Holmes: "Judging from the fact that we dropped my fake name when Caleb worked out my real name almost immediately after I started using it, I dare say that Marcie and Gina have very little attention span."

Lupin: "We had literally been using Holmes for 16 chapters at this point."

“They use their weird helicopter thing and land were the King gives a speech or something.”

Nemo: "It's called a Ornithopter. Not a weird helicopter thing."

Doreen: "I suspect that Marcie and Gina think their imaginary friend made up the device herself."

Caleb: "It actually did exist. You can check right here."

“This has to be on purpose, right?”
“I can never tell with her.”

Caleb: "I can't even tell what it is you're complaining about. It is similarity between Victor and Victoria? They are both gender swaps of Queen Victoria and Victor Frankenstein."

“Marcie, I zoned out of this story by the time we went to Dracula. So, they arrive at the race track with Caleb naked for some reason and spank him in front of everyone.”

Lupin: "No, you zoned while I was dealing with Holmes back on the train."

Doreen: "That would explain why they have so much trouble following everything."

Caleb: "And the reason I was naked and spanked in front of everyone was because Nemo and I were behind schedule when the race was today."

“This is what I call fluff writing. These are words that you might expect in a spanking scene and when you just glace over them, they are fine. But take a moment and actually read it and you realize just how little anything here holds up.”

Doreen: "It is interesting that the two don't seem to skim the spankings like they do everything else. I wonder if they're more into that particular fetish than they want us to think."

“So anyways, we’re having a race airship battle. More random villains show up, because we need more of them.”

Lupin: "Someone needs to be the big bad in every route."

“Now, I will give credit, this whole sequence is actually somewhat entertaining. From an airship piloted by Zombies to Nemo shooting Caleb and Helsing out of a cannon ball to raid the enemy. This segment is the closest approximation to joy I experienced from reading anything unkown had ever produced.”

Doreen: "Except for the spankings."

“Probably the lack of spanking for once. Don’t get used to it. Nemo gets spanked immediately after the race.”

Caleb: "Nemo was also behind schedule, so she had to be spanked, too. And she fired us out of a cannon."

“ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! After all this time were you basically living in some degenerate Spanking Polycule, you’re telling me that shit was not supposed to be sexual?”

Caleb: "It is for the reader."

Doreen: "And they seemed to enjoy it."

Van Helsing: "It took this long for them to realise... Their stupidity never ceases to amaze me."

“It is rather hard to believe. All these spanking scenes really only make sense if everybody gets some sort of sexual gratification out of it. If they do not, and this is actually genuinely supposed to be punishment...”
“Holy fuck, like we skipped over some of this shit, like Dracy getting spanked or everyone getting spanked for utterly bullshit reasons BECAUSE we thought that was just their version of getting it off. But if that’s not the case and it was actually supposed to be a punishment then this is fucking DEMENTED!”

Caleb: "These two are... kinda dense."

Evelyn: "It was obvious that some of them were punishment. Or to make someone cum faster."

“It also makes Caleb even more unlikable. I think you need to move him on your rating, Gina.”

Caleb: "They used up all of the money! I had to spank them for that! Why am I being singled out! Literally everyone was been spanking someone!"

“There are some improvement in certain areas yes. But also her inability for polish is still very apparent.”

Caleb: "They have us on almost all of those lines. There's one error I have noticed at the end."

"Leave that to me. In true Lupin form, I'll call his buff." Victoria says.

Caleb: "I believe that Marcie and Gina think that Lupin is supposed to be the one saying this. It is actually Victoria."

Victoria: "I meant I would call King Victor's bluff like Lupin would do."

“Good thing I just skim over the text. I didn’t even notice these.”

Van Helsing: "They finally admit that they skimmed everything except the spankings."

Doreen: "Maybe we should have even more spankings in the future."

Caleb: "We should try to come up with other things."

Doreen: "I believe they'll probably just skim unless it involves spanking."

Nemo: "Well, I guess we've learned something new about Marcie and Gina."