But you your tits are bigger

Mira took a step back and hit you on the head.

"Ouch."

"You I-D-I-O-T!" she said, giving you a nasty look.

You just look back in innocence. You actually meant that in a nice way. A compliment.

"But you're my idiot."

She thought for a moment.

"Okay. You can sleep with her. But just tonight! She has to be gone by tomorrow morning!"

"Aye, boss."

Together you go back to the elf.

"He's yours, you can have him." says your wife coldly.

Even though she agreed, she is not happy about it at all.

The elf jumped for joy and clapped her hands. She went straight to her guest room to "make herself pretty". Even though you were hours away from the evening.

But you also wished you could hide yourself in one of the guest rooms. The looks your wife gave you for the rest of the day were deadly.