But first, the treasure chest

"There's just one problem we need to deal with first," Tibby says.

"Oh yeah? And what's that?" Ashley asks her.

"Why he gets to be captain!" Swiping the hat off of your head, she leaps up and grabs the rope attached to the ceiling. She swings around and lets go of the rope, landing on the bed. As she bounces, she says, "That was fun!" and puts the hat on her head. "Call me Captain Fang now."

"It's a mutiny!" you cry. You pat your head with both hands overdramatically.

"It's a hostile take-over," Annabelle declares as she readies her weapons, plastic cutlasses. "Captain Fang and Captain Bell rule these waters now, and we're here for your booty!"

"Eek! Protect my booty, John!" Ashley exclaims as she dives behind you.

"Fear not, fair bunnyfolk," you say as you draw your cardboard tube blunderbuss. "Captain Barefoot doesn't give up that easily. If we watch each other's backs I know we can beat these curs."

"But I'm just a defenceless maiden," she says. "I'm afraid that Captain Bell will make me stand lookout in the crow's nest all day, and at night she'll take me into her quarters to sleep in a pirate chest!"

"Plundering a pirate's chest? Sign me up!" You say cockily and make some suggestive grabbing motions towards Anabelle. "That will make an excellent prize once I have won back my captain's hat and I rule the seas at the helm of the good ship Dry Feets."

With that you aim your gun at the armed Captain Bell. "Surrender now and I'll make sure you enjoy the plundering. I might even allow your ship to join my fleet rather than sink her. But continue to aid the mutiny and things won't be so pretty."

She looks from you to Tibby to Ashley and back again. "And if I aid you in getting back your captaincy, do I get to enjoy punishing the mutineer?"