But I am Lauren!

Lauren was outraged by this. These nerd were actually doubting she was Lauren Adkins! She stepped forward into Evan's face.

"Listen here you sweaty, pimple faced loser." Lauren growled. "My name is Lauren Adkins, I'm the hottest girl you've ever met, and you'd do well remember that!"

Evan paused, shocked by Lauren's outburst. Then he, and the other gathered nerds burst out laughing.

"Nice try." Evan shook his head. "You almost sounded like her for a second, but you're forgetting a few simple things. For one, Lauren has some of the biggest jugs in the school, while your flat as a board!"

Lauren's jaw dropped as her cheeks went neon.

"Y... you don't know what you're talking about!" Lauren said, crossing her arms over her chest defensively. "And my breasts are fine, thank you very much!"

Evan looked towards Dennis with amusement.

"I don't know what the joke is here Dennis, but nobody would ever think this is Lauren in a hundred years!"