Busted

"I knew it!"

I looked up and saw Troy with a shit-eating grin on his face.

"Dude!" said Chandler.

"Oh fuck," I muttered. They were not sure if those photos were of me, and I could have denied it, but I just admitted it to them.

They were both staring at me. Troy was still grinning, and Chandler was in shock.

"Boys, now, where did you get those?"

"Oh, let's just say we stumbled across them," said Troy.

"Please..." I was getting hot and nervous.

"And you ran for city council on a platform of shutting down strip clubs and sex stores! Oh shit!" said Troy.

I walked closer. "Are those the only photo you have?"

"The only ones we printed out."

God how I hated that stupid superior grin on Troy's face.

"Get out with it," I said.

"Why what do you mean?" asked Troy.

"What do you want for your silence on this matter?"