Bumbling, Bodacious, Burglars

Mistress Midnight and the Catty Burglar were the two best female cat burglars in town, but they tried to rob the same mansion on the same night and were both caught. The two hated each other and were rivals, and now they were bound and gagged and tied together.

"Ladies," said the man who captured them. "One of you will be let go, and the other will be shaved bald, have a huge vibrating egg shoved so far up her rectum, it'll need a proctologist or a surgeon to remove, have her skin dyed olive green, and be turned over to the police. The only question is which one gets what, and we're going to play a game. It's called 'I hate this fucking bitch, and I'm going to come up with the worst sexual torture for her!"

The man was lying. Both women would be ended up shaved, dyed, humiliated, and turned over the cops who would have to take them to the hospital. If there was one thing he hated, it was thieves.