Bullying The Bully

Asuna was busy singing and skipping as she made her way towards the main building of the campus. This was the best dream she had ever had in a long time! She giggled to herself, debating on whether or not to go back and suggest a threesome between her, Yuichi, and Hiriko.

She did love the taste of her cherry chapstick...

"Move it, Dork!"

Asuna stopped in her tracks as she looked to her left and saw someone who, normally, wouldn't make her grin as widely as she was right now: Tanaka Sakura.

Sakura and Asuna used to be friends since Kindergarten. However, the two went their separate ways during Junior High/Secondary School. Since then, Sakura had become a bully, often targeting and humiliating Asuna with teasing and a wedgie here or there. And while she still had that bitchy rival here, Sakura often made Asuna's life a hell when Mikiro (her rival) didn't.

However, since this was a dream, this meant that Asuna could do what she wanted. And right now, she smiled as she knew exactly what she wanted to do with her friend turned bully...

"S-sorry, Sakura!" A mousy haired girl stammered as she attempted to run from the larger girl, only to be grabbed by the collar by the latter. Their interaction drew the attention of a group of college students...

Who immediately turned their attention to the naked Asuna humming and skipping towards them.

"Oh, you're sorry, huh? Well, let's see how sorry you really -" Sakura began, only to stop as she saw the stunned and confused expression on her victim's face. "What the hell are you -"

"Hey, Sakura, Ol' Buddy!" Asuna interrupted, a sly smirk on her face.

"Well, today's your lucky day, Dork. Now beat it!" Sakura shouted at the nerdy girl, the mousy young woman running off once the bully let her go. With an amused chuckle, she turned around and said, "Ah, if it isn't my favorite victim, Asun-" her eyes went wide in shock as she saw the naked Asuna standing in front of her, "Naked! You are naked. Are you aware of that?"

"Yep!" Asuna said with a smile, placing her hands on her hips as the crowd filmed and took pictures of her. "I'm completely nude! And I think it's time that you stopped picking on and bullying people! Don't you think? Which is why I'm gonna make you stop!"

Normally, if Asuna had said this to Sakura, she would've packed her bags and left the country to avoid the latter's wrath. But thankfully, this was a dream.

Sakura blinked once. Twice. Three times at the naked woman in front of her before bursting out into a fit of laughter, doubling over as she clutched her stomach. "Y-you..." She stammered, tears of laughter running down her face as she gasped for breath, "You can't be serious! This is one of those crappy hidden camera prank shows isn't it? You're humiliating yourself, basically doing my job for me, and demanding I stop?!"

"I don't see why I can't or shouldn't. This is all a dream anyway!"

"I love to burst your bubble, Ass-nude-a." Sakura giggled, wiping a tear from her eye as she stood up straight. "But this is not -"

"Besides," Asuna interrupted as she gave an evil and sly grin, "what would Captain Icy Beard think about all this bullying?"

Sakura immediately stopped laughing, a look of shocked horror coming to her face as she paled and the crowd looking at the two in confusion. Shaking her head, the bully shook her head, frowned, and asked, "Who?"

"What? Are you an owl now?" Asuna giggled. "You know. Captain Icy Beard? The walrus plushie you carried around everywhere when we were kids as a security blanket..."

"S-so what?!" Asuna snapped, trying to keep face as the crowd began muttering. "Tons of people carry around a stuffed animal as kids!"

"And how many of them bring them to their college dorm room?" Asuna challenged. "Like yesterday when the dean chose me to do the daily inspection of the women's dorms and I saw him sitting there on the bed...?"

Sakura's face turned neon red as a look of horror came to her face, facing Asuna. She had forgotten all about Dorm Inspection Day that day, and forgot to hide her plushie away! She just hoped that -

"Oh, and you left your diary out on that day." Asuna stated, earning a squeak from her red-faced, mortified bully. "I didn't tell you before that I read it because you'd **** me. But you can't do anything to me in my dream!"

"Wanna bet, you little -" Sakura snarled, only to get cut off by Asuna again.

"Who here knows that Tanaka Sakura, the biggest bully on this campus, dreams of one day being a world famous ballerina?!" Asuna called out to the crowd, Sakura letting out an embarrassed squeak in response as she heard the crowd giggle a bit.

"T-that's not true!" Sakura stammered loudly, ironically lying as her face burned. "She's lying! C'mon! Could any of you dorks and losers see me as a ballerina?!"

"Or that she stopped wetting the bed at the age of nineteen?!" Asuna continued, "She's twenty-two now!"

"Shut the hell up before I make you shut the hell up!" Sakura threatened, balling her fists as she shook in a mixture of rage and embarrassment.

"Or that she's afraid of clowns? That she cries at the end of Totoro and Howl's Moving Castle? How about that she sings karaoke while taking bubble baths?"

"You utter one more word, Miyamoto, and it will be your freaking last!" Sakura threatened, looking so red she looked like she was about to explode.

"Oh! And just wait until you hear who she has a crush on!"

All the color drained from Sakura's face. "No." She whispered, her face heating up once more, "No! Stop!"

"It's Kurosawa Ken!" Asuna exclaimed, "That's right! The fat geek who runs the anime club!"

"Th-that one is an absolute lie!" Sakura shrieked, embarrassed beyond all belief as she made her way towards Asuna maliciously. "Why would I be in love with that big, dorky -"

"Oh, hey, Ken." Asuna said, waving a hand as she looked behind the humiliated bully.

"Oh, right! Like I'm gonna be stupid enough to fall for that!"

"What the hell?"

"K-Ken!" Sakura stammered as she jumped, turning around to see the chubby, nerdy looking guy in front of her. As Ken looked between Asuna and Sakura, the latter tried to save face. "I... I didn't mean to say - Well, I mean, I did mean to... What I... That is... You see..."

While Sakura was desperately trying to rebuild her nuked reputation, Asuna smiled as she figured out the perfect thing to do next. She sneaked forward and grabbed the waistband of Sakura's pants, yanking them down to the bully's ankles...

... And exposing her My Little Pony underwear as Sakura squealed, face red in embarrassment.

"Aww, you still wear Pony undies?" Sakura said with a giggle, the crowd laughing a little as they filmed the naked woman bullying the former bully.

"I... You... They're... It's..." Sakura stammered, humiliated beyond all reason as her reputation came crashing down. Upon seeing Ken go slack jaw at the sight before him, the woman couldn't take it. Tears running down her face, the former bully loudly wailed as she pulled her pants back up and ran off, pushing her way through the crowd.

"Hope that will teach you not to be a bully! See you at graduation!" Asuna shouted after her. Then, with a wide grin, the naked Asuna struck a pose in front of the crowd and sang, "NOOOOO TIME FOR LOOOOSERS! FOR IIIIIIII AM THE CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOON! OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!"

The crowd was laughing even harder now, this time at Asuna's loud and off-key warbling, and her crazy naked antics, instead of the things she had said about Sakura. The only one not laughing was Ken, who ran after Sakura, making sure the bully was okay.

"Best dream ever!" Asuna shouted with a laugh. She knew that, had she done this in real life, Sakura would be out for blood the next time they met. But thankfully, this was a dream where her actions had no consequences!

The bell soon rung as the students made their way into the main building, Asuna frolicking after naked and singing. She couldn't wait to see what the rest of this amazing dream had in store!