Buffy Porn Madness

*this idea came to me while observing March Madness - for those outside the US it is a major college basketball tournament that consumes March and early April.

A being of immense power sat on his couch watching the TV, "This tournament is great. Upsets, surprises, and who doesn't love a good tournament!"

While watching the being's mind turned to other things. Being a male being of great power his mind eventually went to porn. Being a being of impeccable taste, Buffy the Vampire Slayer television series crossed his mind.

"Pity that we can't have a Buffy porn style," the being said, then inspiration, or perhaps insanity, struck, "Or can we?!?! There's three guys I need to contact and then we can get this underway."