Bro’s and Ho Ho Hoe’s: The Christmas Special

Vanessa hummed a familiar tune as she flitted around her cozy living room, arranging twinkling fairy lights and scattering red and green confetti on the coffee table. Quiet Christmas carols played softly in the background, filling the air with festive cheer. The scent of cinnamon and freshly baked cookies wafted from the kitchen, promising a delightful evening ahead.

As Vanessa carefully arranged the plates of gingerbread cookies and bowls of festive snacks, her mind raced with excitement. She couldn't wait for her friends to arrive. It was their first Christmas together, after all. Things had to be perfect.

‘Okay, okay, okay. I think everything’s ready,’ she thought, adjusting a Santa hat on a snowman figurine. She squealed in excitement. ‘Oooh, I can’t wait to see Darlin’s face when he gets his surprise!’

The doorbell chimed, and Vanessa felt a flutter of nerves and anticipation. She took a deep breath, smoothing down her red holiday dress, and headed for the door. As she opened it, the first guest, Dan, stood there with a bright smile.

“Hey Vanessa! I got an invitation for some sort of party?” Dan questioned before he took in the festive environment before him. “Uh, what’s going on?”

“Merry Christmas, Darlin’!” Vanessa said as she slammed into Dan with a big hug. “I’m so glad you could make it.”

Dan returned the hug but with an unsure expression. “Uh… Christmas? Isn’t it summer still?”

“Tsk tsk. Southern Hemisphere, silly.” The small host said matter-of-factly.

Dan blinked. “But…”

“Shhhh. Just don’t think about it.” Vanessa put a finger on his lips and shushed her Master. “Now, come on in. I invited the rest of the girls, too, so you can help me finalize things.”

“Okay, yeah. Christmas, sure.” Dan relented, deciding it wasn’t worth arguing with the all-powerful, reality-bending, ginger-haired woman. He wasn’t sure when the log cabin sprung up in the field behind the hotel or when it started snowing in the middle of summer, but now that Vanessa explained the occasion, things were making sense. He looked on as the redhead darted back toward the kitchen and suddenly felt rather underdressed in his tank top and sandals. He scratched the back of his head, “I’m not exactly dressed for the occasion, though.”

“Oh, don’t worry, Darlin’. I have it all covered.” Vanessa giggled. “I got something special for you over in the bedroom. Go ahead and throw it on!”

Dan raised an eyebrow and turned toward the bedroom Vanessa indicated. Sure enough, lying across the cozy-looking bed was a red outfit tailored perfectly to his size. He held it up and sighed. ‘Well, I may as well get into the Christmas spirit.’

Dan re-emerged into the festive living room with his holiday outfit on a few moments later.

Vanessa catcalled when she saw him. “Ooh, well, aren’t you handsome, Mr. Claus?”

Dan snorted. “Think I’m missing a beard and a gut if I’m supposed to be Santa.”

“Don’t think your girls would like that, I’m afraid.” Vanessa teased before the doorbell once again rang. “Oooh, speaking of. Mind getting that Darlin’. Have a few more things to prepare.”

“Uh-yeah, I can do that.” Dan complied and opened the door to see one somewhat annoyed bespecled redhead. “Uhh, Merry Christmas!”

“I have spent the last thirty minutes looking for you.” Natalia breathed out a huff. “How am I supposed to “collect you” for some party if you don’t answer your phone.”

The man thought hard for a second and remembered he put his phone on silent as he pulled up to the cabin. “Ah, I’m sorry-”

“Nat!” The two turned to see the small ginger again dart forward and tackle the newcomer with a hug. “I’m super glad you could make it!”

“I…” The secretary's anger deflated due to Vanessa's genuine smile. She sighed. “Of course I made it. You were the one who told me to arrive with this irritant before 6:00 pm. Yet somehow, he arrived before me...”

“Well, I’d say it’s a mission accomplished then!” The host gave her a thumbs-up and then began pulling her arm toward the back of the cabin. “Now, come on in. I got something for you to wear, too!”

The mention of an outfit interested the redhead. “Oh? I suppose I’ll take a look then.”

Vanessa giggled. “Darlin’, could you be a dear and keep an eye on the oven? We’ll be right back.”

Without another word, the two redheads vanished into the back of the cabin, leaving Dan alone with the alluring spell of fresh gingerbread. While waiting, Dan took in the surroundings. The cozy living room he currently stood in, the heart of the cabin, was adorned with pine garlands and clusters of mistletoe, infusing the air with the refreshing scent of evergreen. On one side of the room was the crackling fire in the warm stone hearth, inviting guests to gather around and bask in the flickering glow. To its side stood a tall Christmas tree adorned with an array of ornaments and topped with a radiant star, casting a festive glow throughout the room. On it were ornaments with the names of every contestant and staff member, even those he hadn’t met yet.

The dining table was in a room past the kitchen, adorned with a festive tablecloth, which held ten empty plates, one for the host and each of the cast. There was even a hot cocoa station in the corner of the room, complete with whipped cream and marshmallows. Dan was majorly impressed. ‘Damn, Vanessa went all out, huh?’

While Dan gawked at the numerous beautiful decorations, the door to the bedroom opened and revealed his hardworking secretary, now in a tight green holiday-themed minidress.

Dan blinked, mouth ajar. Natalia rolled her eyes at the reaction, and Vanessa's fist pumped behind her.

“Well, what do you think, Darlin’?” The host teased, looping an arm around Natalia’s taught waist. “She makes for one hot helper elf, huh?”

Dan whistled. “Yeah, wow. Nat, you always dress to impress. Even for holidays, huh? Damn.”

Natalia blushed at the praise but held her stern expression. “Keep your tongue in your mouth, Mr. Claus.”

Dan laughed but stopped when the doorbell once again rang. Natalia briskly moved past him toward the door. “I’ll get it.”

The secretary opened the door and greeted the two newest guests with a weak smile. “Welcome… Merry Christmas.”

“Merry Christmas?” Kaylee returned, unsure of why.

“Christmas?” Gabby tilted her head from behind her matronly companion.

“Yup,” Natalia confirmed with a pop. She then gestured to let them in. “Now, if you would. We’re letting out the heat.”

Bewildered, Kaylee and Gabby stepped into the festive log cabin, the warmth hit them like a comforting embrace. Kaylee took a moment to survey the room, her keen eyes scanning for some kind of catch. When she caught nothing amiss, she gave a small nod of approval, and her gaze softened to match her motherly appearance. Then she caught sight of the wet bar and a rare hint of a smile played on her lips. “Well, when in Rome.”

Gabby, always the quiet one, took in the holiday spirit as her eyes went wide with awe at the festive decorations. She offered a timid smile to Vanessa, appreciating the effort that had gone into creating such a welcoming atmosphere despite not understanding why exactly they were celebrating Christmas.

Vanessa accepted the smile with gratitude. "Now, before you dive into the eggnog, I got something for you two to slide into. Nat, sugar, could you show them to their outfits."

Natalia nodded and led the unusual duo toward the bedroom, where, once again, they exited while adorned with their own holiday cheer. Kaylee was the first to come out, a red form-fitting dress accenting her curvaceous form.

Dan held his breath as he took in the form of his former professor. Her motherly mammaries were practically begging to be looked upon based on how much cleavage the relatively modest dress revealed. Ignoring the eyeballs glued to her tantalizing cleavage, Kaylee simply approached the wet bar and poured herself a tall glass of eggnog.

Not long after, a whimper could be heard from the bedroom. Dan could hear the unsure steps on the wood floors as his former coworker revealed herself to the rest of the party.

“I-is this really what I have to wear?” Gabby asked, trying to hide her festive and revealing leotard from sight.

“Of course! You look absolutely adorable, Cutiepie!” Vanessa smiled before giving Dan a dangerous look. “And positively scrumptious, try not to keep her on your lap all night, Darlin’.”

Dan tore his eyes from his subordinate's glorious ass. “I-uh, yeah.”

Dangerous thoughts raced through the Latina’s head at such a pace that all she could do was hide her face in her hands. “Ay, Dios mio…”

Dan couldn’t help but let out a small laugh before deciding it was time to take a seat. He had only settled in when he heard someone shuffle beside him and tap his shoulder. Looking up, he could see the blushing mess named Gabriella pointing toward his lap. Understanding her intent, Dan chuckled and adjusted so his companion could comfortably slide into his inviting lap. Who was he to deny the sexiest ass in the competition from her favorite seat?

Unable to help himself, Dan turned toward the bottom-heavy girl and asked the vital question. “Ho Ho Ho. What do you want for Christmas, little girl?”

Gabby cringed at the awful Santa impersonation and gave him a questioning look. “Really, Papi?”

Some time passed before the doorbell rang, this time with Tori and Sam making their appearance.

“Merry Christmas?” Tori hesitantly said as she entered the living room, only to see her beloved boyfriend with the provocatively dressed programmer on his lap. “I guess you’re already feeling rather merry already…”

“Ah, hey, Tori!” Dan lit up as he saw his lover, then lifted the light Latina from his lap and deposited her back on the couch. He then approached Tori and kissed her under a hidden mistletoe. “Tis the season.”

Tori sighed into his embrace. “I suppose so.”

“Christmas! I love Christmas!” Sam excitedly yelled as she ran past the kissing couple and to the table to grab a handful of cookies. “Oh, Hi Bro! I like the fit.”

Tori looked around and noted how everyone apart from her and Sam wore a Christmas-themed outfit. “Same… Did we miss a memo or something?”

Before Dan could reply, Natalia looped her arm around Tori and began leading her toward the back. “You and Sam have your outfit as well.”

“Ooh, okay!” Tori said before taking in Nat’s appearance. “Omg, I love your dress, Nat. Crazy how you look good in anything green.”

“So it would seem.” Nat once again blushed at the compliment. She coughed to regain control, reached for Sam’s collar, and tore her away from the eggnog before she could pour herself a glass. “You too, Sam. Come along.”

“Bu-but, my eggnog…” Sam whined as she disappeared into the bedroom with her pseudo-sister.

Like before, Dan waited on bated breath to see what his lover and sister would be wearing. Fortunately, he didn’t have to wait long before Sam pattered out in a cute Santa-themed minidress that looked somewhat similar to what Vanessa wore.

“Woah, I’m hot,” Sam announced as she passed by the mirror in the hallway and bent over to look down her cleavage. She then began to fiddle with her boobs over her dress, much to Dan’s distress.

“Samantha!” Tori yelled from down the halfway before stomping up to the startled Sam to chastise her. “What have I said about groping yourself in public.”

“To not to…” Sam said, deflated like a puppy in timeout.

“That’s right.” The blonde reached up and patted her head. “Good girl.”

Dan wasn’t sure if he was proud of Tori for helping teach Sam how to act in public or disappointed that Sam had to be taught this in the first place. However, those thoughts vanished, and his tongue was dry as he looked upon his first girlfriend’s holiday outfit.

The Master had a hard time not staring as his long time lover. Tori’s dress was form-fitted to her athletic and sexy body and showcased one of her best features: her mouthwatering legs.

Tori giggled to herself as she crossed the distance to her boyfriend and looked him in the eye. “That a candy cane in your pocket, or are you happy to see me, Mr. Claus?”

Dan smirked. “Care to find out? Mrs. Claus?”

Tori’s face went red as she leaned in, kissed Dan’s cheek, and whispered in his ear. “I’m not a Mrs… yet. You’ll have to do something about that.”

Dan’s smile grew three times that day, and his erection followed suit.

“Hot.” Vanessa sighed from the side, startling the couple out of their little world. “Be sure to spread that love, Darlin’. It is the season of sharing, after all.”

Images flashed in Dan’s head of all the girls here potentially being a Mrs. one day, including those not here yet. ‘Would take a Christmas Miracle for something as crazy as that to happen.’

While Dan and Tori began to cool down, and Sam ventured over to Kaylee to snag some eggnog, a knocking at the door could be heard rather than the doorbell.

Natalia once again greeted the newest guests and announced the arrival of the dynamic duo of Maddy and Yui.

“Daaaaaaaaaan!” The blue bombshell yelled as she dove into her lover's lap and kissed him. “Woah, it’s totally Christmas in here.”

“Very Festive.” Yui softly spoke before leaning in for a kiss as well. She eyed the suspiciously raised part of Dan’s red pants and licked her lips. “I can help you spread some “holiday cheer” if needed, Santa.”

Natalia grabbed the two horney devils and pulled them toward the bedroom like all the others. “Hoe and Hoe, you have outfits to put on.”

“Hey! Who are y-” Maddy protested before the sound of her was muffled by the bedroom door closing.

More time than usual passed before the door opened back up to reveal Yui in her holiday dress, complete with her signature black choker.

The sight of the choker provoked a raw memory in Dan’s head, but he shook it off as he welcomed Yui back to the party.

“You look amazing, Yui,” Dan said as he embraced his third girlfriend with another kiss. He then looked behind her in confusion. “Where’s Maddy?”

He saw a mischievous glint in her eye. “Oh, she wanted to improvise a bit.”

“Improvise?” Dan asked though he would get his answer only moments later as his blue-haired lover rejoined the party, but this time in remarkably less than she had done before.

“Hey, handsome.” Maddy purred as she sidled up to her lover. “I got a present here for you to unwrap.”

While Dan struggled to find words, Vanessa poked her head out from the kitchen and eyed the gamer’s outfit. “Hmm. Not what I prepared for you… But I approve! Get ‘em, girl!”

Maddy took the opportunity to push Dan back down onto the couch and straddle his lap. “All you gotta do is pull riiiiight he-Ooooof! Hey!”

Instead of pouting from the side, Tori chose to push the blue-haired strumpet off her man’s lap and latched onto him from the other side. “This is a Christmas party, behave.”

Sparks flew between the co-girlfriends, but as enviable as the reality of having two girls fight over you, Dan chose to end the conflict on his own. “Okay, you two. If you’re going to fight, then I’m just going to do this.”

Much to his girlfriend's dismay, Dan rose from the couch and strode over to where Gabby was awkwardly standing. Then he lifted the petite girl, eliciting a squeak, and sat down on a different loveseat where he deposited Gabby on his lap like a comfortable stuffed animal. Yui laughed at the results from the side while Natalia rolled her eyes and returned to her position by the front door.

The evening continued like this for a while longer before Vanessa entered the living room to announce that dinner was ready. At this point, just about everyone from the cast had arrived except for one particular tomboy.

“Guess Chloe isn’t showing up.” Dan frowned as he got up to head toward the dining room with everyone else.

Tori huffed. “Likely working out and forgot about the party with that gorilla brain of hers.”

“Hmmm, well, that won’t do. Let’s see…” Everyone turned toward the small host for a moment to watch on as she reached forward and pulled a half-awake Chloe from out of nowhere like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

“What the fuck? What just- Whitaker?!” Chloe stammered out, startled by the sudden teleportation, and focused on the unusually dressed man before her.

“Sugar! Glad you could make it. Merry Christmas!” Vanessa sing-songed as she approached and hugged the bewildered tomboy.

Chloe rubbed her eyes. “Huh? What?”

Vanessa grinned and began pulling the girl twice her size toward the bedroom. “It’s almost supper time, so let’s get you dressed.”

Chloe looked down to take stock of her simple t-shirt and shorts. “What’s wrong with what I’m wearing?”

The host smirked, spelling the tomboy's doom. “Silly girl, don’t worry. I have the perfect outfit for you.”

Dan watched as the brunette got pulled off into the depths of the cabin and decided to join everyone else in the dining room. Like everyone else, he was shocked at how much food was proudly displayed on the dining table before them. The dining table groaned under the weight of delectable dishes, each a testament to Vanessa’s apparent love for the holiday.

The main course featured a succulent roast turkey, golden brown and glistening its skin crisped to perfection. It sat atop a bed of fresh rosemary and thyme, infusing the air with the rich aroma of herbs. Besides the turkey, dishes of cranberry sauce and savory stuffing added vibrant colors to the spread. Aromatic mashed potatoes, whipped to a creamy consistency, were served in a large bowl with a pat of melting butter. Green beans sautéed with garlic and almonds provided a crisp and flavorful side, balancing the richness of the other dishes. All in all, it was an impressive dinner, and Dan would never have expected Vanessa to whip up on such a spontaneous “Christmas Dinner.”

Dan moved toward the seat designated for him at the head of the table while his lovers and companion filed in to pick any of the open seats. Unanimously deciding that it would be rude to start without their eclectic host, the guests let their mouths water while they waited for Vanessa to return with the last member of the cast.

A short eternity passed before they could hear the familiar voice of Chloe complaining.

“Seriously…” Chloe whined. “What the fuck am I wearing?”

“What? I think you look sexy as hell, sugar!” They could hear the smile in Vanessa’s voice. “You’ll knock Dan’s sock off for sure.

There was a pause before Chloe responded. “...As if I care about what he thinks about what I’m wearing…”

“Sure… Sure…” The cast looked toward the doorway to see Vanessa enter with their latest companion.

“Woah,” Dan muttered. Vanessa wasn’t kidding about knocking his socks off.

Chloe blushed as the whole cast took in the appearance of her Santa-themed bikini top and miniskirt combo. If it weren’t for Maddy’s impromptu ribbon “dress,” Chloe would have easily stolen the title of most skin shown.

“Why the hell is mine so… so… ugh. This!?” Chloe stammered as she slumped into her chair.

“Sugar, it would be a crime to cover up those abs. Right Darlin’?” Vanessa said, ending with a question for the distracted master.

Instead of vocally answering, Dan simply gave Vanessa a thumbs-up, causing Chloe to groan in embarrassment.

Vanessa looked on at all of her guests and smiled. "Thank you all for being here tonight. Christmas has always been a special time for me, and I’m thankful I get to spend it with those I cherish so much."

She picked up a glass filled with champagne and raised it high, causing everyone at the table to follow suit. "To friendship, to love, and to the magic of Christmas! May tonight be filled with many memories and laughter while experiencing the joy of being surrounded by loved ones. Merry Christmas! Now, let’s eat!"

After the toast, the guests eagerly dug into the sumptuous feast Vanessa had apparently prepared by hand. Despite its spontaneous nature, the air was filled with the joyous exchange of memories and laughter between bites. Dinner continued like this until everyone was filled to the brim with the delicious food. And then came the desert.

After dinner, before the guests entered a food coma, Vanessa distributed a personalized gift to everyone who came. To Tori was a magic picture frame that rotated through photos of memories and events from hers and Dan’s new life together. Gabby received a tablet that held every book imaginable at her fingertips. Chloe was thrilled to get a football that would automatically return to her whenever she threw it. Yui then got an impressive puzzle book that secretly was a book about various kink play. Kaylee was puzzled when she opened a clothing box that contained what she would later learn was called the “Virgin Destroyer Sweater.” Maddy jumped up and down when she opened her present and got a handheld gaming console that could split in two so she could play coop with someone. Natalia initially grimaced when she looked upon her new “magic” day planner but later realized how beneficial it was and was thankful for it. Then Sam opened her gift to find a dog-themed headband that could give her fake dog ears on command, which she found out later was picked out by her boss, Brook. And finally, Dan opened his gift to find a set of cologne that would automatically adjust to be a favorable yet recognizable scent, something that all of his ladies approved of.

Eventually, the evening winded down until it was finally time to head back to the hotel. One by one, the ladies departed from the cabin until it was just Vanessa and Dan who left.

“You sure you don’t need any help cleaning up?” Dan asked as he was meandering toward the door.

“Nope! I appreciate the offer, but no worries.” Vanessa waved her hand, and with a poof, all the dirty dishes and leftover food vanished in thin air. “Magic is pretty nifty, ya know.”

“Ah, yeah. I suppose so.” Dan chuckled, forgetting that was even a possibility for a moment. “I do feel bad, though. You went through all this trouble, hosting this whole thing, cooking everything by hand, and even getting us awesome gifts, yet we didn’t get you anything in return.”

“Now, Darlin’, no need to feel bad. Christmas for me is all about sharing the love, and spending time with y’all was more than enough of a gift.” Seeing that Dan was still unconvinced, A thought crossed her mind. “Though I do suppose if you want to get me something, there is something I wouldn’t mind receiving.”

Dan looked on in confusion momentarily before watching Vanessa point toward something above him. He looked up to see a mistletoe hanging and immediately understood. He chuckled and looked back at the host, who had gotten closer to him. Without hesitation, Dan leaned down and gave his host a quick kiss on the lips. “Merry Christmas, Vanessa.”

The host giggled and pushed Dan on the chest toward the door. “Merry Christmas, Dan. Now scram. You got a girl waiting for you up in your room. Go make some holiday memories!”

Dan chuckled and departed. “Yes, ma’am.”

Vanessa watched as the door to her cabin shut for the last time that evening. With a heart full of happiness, she returned to her living room and laid on the cozy, hand-made wooden couch. Wrapping herself in a quilt, Vanessa turned toward the fireplace and began recalling a dinner much like the one she had tonight, though with an entirely different set of companions. Warm memories filled her as much as the heat of the fireplace did. She truly loved Christmas.

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AN: Merry Christmas everyone! So I originally was just going to release the pictures on the discord but then I felt inspiration and made an entire chapter out of them lol! I'm also experimenting with a new style of art for my character work, I hope you like them cause you'll be seeing them more! I hope you all enjoyed this holiday special as much as I did. Thank you all for the amazing support and I hope you all have an amazing holiday season. Love y'all!

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