Boy with a pussy

And you thought you used to get teased in gym class for having a tiny dick. Years of never being able to shower after gym, never being able to play sports, never being able to fit in with either boys or girls...it's enough to leave some scars is all I'm saying.

At least now I have a friend. We can be friends, can't we? I hope we can...it's been so long since I've had a friend, and I'm willing to do what it takes to keep you.

But I guess I should ask if I even have what it takes to keep your interest and to see if you're the kind of boy that likes to hammer on flat-chested girls with hairy legs.

So how about it, John are you the type of guy that likes to play with other guys, are you a ladies man, or do you just want everything?