Straight

Well, that's great! Just another one of the guys, huh? We can play video games...well, if there were any here...check out cheerleaders, and do all kinds of stuff. And maybe, just maybe I'll let you in my pants. Just think of it like sleeping with a supermodel; they're all built like boys with pussies anyway.

So I need to put you into class. I'm really not sure which class you have right now, but we'll get that figured out. You're not going to remember any of this, or me even, but I'll find you. You're going to be confused but we'll get everything straightened out. Now hold on tight, this is going to hurt....