Bottomless at work!

Everyone stared in shock at Lauren's exposed lower half as she held two plates, helplessly staring down at her own exposed womanhood in a state of utter shock.

Then the entire restaurant exploded into laughter. An overwhelming wall of mocking, jeering laughter filled Lauren's ears.

"She's bare as a babe!"

"Lauren's got no pubes!"

"She's so pasty!"

"She's got saddle bags!"

Lauren's eyes bugged out, and her face contorted to mask of pure embarrassment.

"What is this?!" One of the bitchy old women at the table exclaimed.

"How inappropriate!" Said another.

"We need to speak to the manager!"