Bonus: List of Normalities so far (and an image list)

As we continue down the line towards the end, I thought I'd give you all the list I've been using for normalities. The list of rules can remind us of the powers already in place in the universe, while also being a nice nostalgia trip for the way-too-many chapters of this smut Konosuba fanfic, lol.

Also, here's an image list of women so far: https://imgur.com/a/5WhMEiq

Link subject to change since Imgur is closing down their smut stuff soon.

1: AQUA: If you wanted to, say the magic words ‘it is normal for that goddess’ hair to be bright red while she eats crackers’

2: DARKNESS: It’s normal for people to slap my ass as a greeting! (Non-compulsory one, people don’t NEED to slap her, it’s just another normal option.)

3: GLOBAL (Dud): I-isn’t it not normal for ladies to be flashing everyone like this?

4: GUILD: Isn’t it normal for staff in this guild to help those who are masturbating!? (Kept hidden, mostly used by the staff for the staff)

5: DARKNESS: Isn’t it normal that I taste… amazing? (Includes all body fluids)

6: KAZUMA'S DOOR: It’s normal for the door to be unlocked.

7: DARKNESS/KAZUMA: Isn’t it now normal for me to choose what you use to masturbate with?

8: DARKNESS/KAZUMA: Without it being a problem for you at all, it’s normal for your balls to fill and you to be able to get an erection whenever you… or I want you to.

9: KAZUMA: Kazuma, I love it. You have nothing to worry about, your normal instincts are going to be great when it comes to sex.

10: AQUA: Hey Aqua, isn’t Kazuma’s cum normally your favourite treat to have? (Doesn’t mean she loves cum, just Kazuma’s.)

11: AQUA: Don’t worry, it’s also normal that you like the taste of Kazuma’s jizz even more once when it’s been in a pussy. (Includes Aqua’s own pussy)

12: GODDESSES: Isn’t it normal for goddess pussies to get more sensitive the more Kazuma’s cock thrusts into them?

13: GODDESSES: “Aqua. Listen to me.” I said, her bliss filled eyes looking up at me. “Isn’t it also normal for goddesses to declare when a cock has defeated them? And for churches of that goddess to worship the cock of those that defeated the goddess?

14: GODDESSES: Come on Aqua, that’s not how goddesses normally declare when they’ve lost to cock. First you raise your hands like this,” I put up two sets of peace signs with my hands. With slow tired motions she managed to copy me, “Then you let your pleasure build and build, as far as it can go,” Her moan became almost guttural and slowly grew, her eyes rolled back in her head, “So at the moment of orgasm, the goddess shouts their declaration as loud as they can. And everyone in their church gets a vision of what happened and what cock they must worship now.

15: GODDESSES: It’s normal for the pussy of a goddess to return to regular sensitivity when Kazuma’s dick cums in them.

16: FOOD: I normalised some groceries in our pantry since none of us had been responsible yesterday. (Was one time use, unimportant)

17: DARKNESS: Isn’t it normal that I took that lactating potion for us to enjoy my fresh milk every morning?

18: DARKNESS/AQUA: Let's start a new normal 'Worship Kazuma's Dick' daily ritual, shall we? (Basically the two share him once a day, usually early in the morning.)

19: BREAKFAST TABLE: From now on, I think it would be normal if we all answered questions truthfully around the breakfast table.

20: GLOBAL: (This affects the series a lot going forwards. There will be other Harems popping up and a Harem Gala. The main aspect is if you’re chosen it is an honour and you’re happy to do/be a part of anything your harem knight wants.)

“Well you know guys, I actually have some news.” I started as the two finally stopped attacking each other, now looking at me. “It’s normal for a representative of a noble bloodline to instate a ‘Harem Knight’. That person becomes the head of a harem that the representatives creates, the noble being in charge of rules and members of the harem. It was made so that nobility could bring important figures together for future generational bloodlines. It is considered an honour for whoever becomes that knight and whoever else is added to the harem, which can be anyone who accepts including the noble themselves. I just so happen to be the representative of the Dustiness-Ford line.” I finished, knocking a knuckle to my chest, proud of the rules I had come up with.

21: DUSTINESS FAMILY: The Dustiness’ normally gets people to dominate them to prove loyalty

22: HAREM MEMBERS: “Aqua, it’s normal for us girls in the harem to be equally attracted to women as guys.” (All girls who enter the harem will suddenly become bisexual if they weren’t already. Includes reverse for lesbians on guys but none have appeared yet.)

23: AQUA/DARKNESS: It’s normal that you want to sit on my face! (Just in the heat of the moment, but maybe Aqua still wants to sit there who knows.)

24: ITEM: Well don’t we normally use that magic chalkboard we bought from Vanir? You know the one that’ll keep track of things as they go.

25: GLOBAL: "You know, Master Kazuma, it’s normally proper etiquette for the bigger pervert to give lessons and pointers to the others to make the match more fair. And Mistress Aqua, it’s normal for them to be receptive to the lessons, right?"

26: HAREM MEMBERS: “Okay, just do exactly as I say for the normal ceremony and I will knight you properly. Both of you get on one knee. (The ceremony is only for the knights, not every member. It is just Darkness knighting them with an item of her choosing.)

27: MEMBERS OF CHURCH: Now that they worship Kazuma's cock, them and every girl of the church normally have to masturbate to the thought of it and him at least once a day. (That isn’t two separate mastubations ftr)

28: HAREM MEMBERS: You know Aqua, Harem Knights are normally allowed to masturbate wherever and whenever they want.

29: SKILL: But also the new normal skill Kazuma just learned. It lets him pick a place on a woman and make that spot as sensitive as her pussy. (Aqua also learns it)

30: GLOBAL: So I was thinking. It's normal for the Harem Knight to come to an agreement with a business to claim ownership of it. Letting them change the rules and the workers in exchange for financial and sexual backing.

31: SENA: Well I think that the reason you're angry is because normally you're jealous and desperately want to join a harem.

32: SENA: it's perfectly normal for you to be baby crazy.

33: CHRIS: Alright Chris, it’s normal for you to tell the truth when Kazuma’s cock is inside of you. (Kazuma's Cum as well)

34: CHRIS/HEAVENLY REALM: It’s normal for you to trust me with this artefact. And for normalities to affect the heavenly realm from now on as well.” I told her flat out. "And you even normally trust me with those four other demonic artefacts and will bring them to us tomorrow.

35: KAZUMA'S ROOM: Before you go in there Kazuma, I just wanted to say I would normally have bought myself a replacement bed for my room..." I swung his door open, "...but I instead switched the new one with yours. I hope you don't mind a queen size bed in here? (One time use, basically just a new bigger bed)

36: CECILY/ROSARY: Aren't you two normally superfans of Kazuma's cock?

37: AQUA: I think Aqua just needs to trust in her abilities more. They're normally fantastic when it comes to pleasuring people she likes.

38: KAZUMA: You normally have complete jurisdiction on all the panties that enter our mansion.

39: WIZ'S SHOP: Wiz's shop is normally a neutral zone!

40: CHRIS: I trust Darkness with the earrings, and she said that normally I should let you play around with these

41: GLOBAL: Making it normal for women to feel more desire and affectionate towards Kazuma the more orgasms they share. That kind of thing. (Includes Kazuma brand dildos, and any dreams people have including Kazuma)

42: WIZ: I told her she wasn't normally affected by Aqua's purified liquid (So her pussy juice and purified tea will be safe now)

43: HAREM MEMBERS: You'd all normally take this seriously you know… (One time use, applied to marrying Wiz)

44: GODDESSES: Normally, Goddesses don't think demons or monsters who are trying to be good as 'unholy'. If they're only trying to live peacefully then they're just like regular humans to you.

45: DARKNESS: Don't worry guys, I'll take the lead on this one." I told them with a reassuring smile. "In fact. It's normal that I can take control of any room I want, and everyone in that room will do exactly as I say! That way you don't have to be scared about anything going wrong, tonight will be all on me. (Big power increase. As long as her sexual pressure is higher than her target’s, her orders can affect their bodies/thoughts/ desires etc. Can’t just say ‘bigger tits’ or something, since it's only a mental change.)

46: QUEEN XARA: After I reminded Queen Xara that it was normal for no one to judge her if we used her body as a pillow, she was all for it

47: SUCCUBAE: Kazuma’s jizz is normally addictive to succubae, right?

48: SUCCUBAE (Dud): It's normal that Kazuma's juice isn't addictive to Succubae! It's just regular tasty!

49: SUCCUBAE (Dud): Um, it's normal that the Succubae all fall asleep, right now!

50: SUCCUBAE (Dud): Please! It’s normal for the succubae to let us all go!

51: FROGS (Dud): I went out for a morning jog and even though I was staring right at those frogs and told them it was normal to attack me they did nothing.

52: SUCCUBAE (Dud): "It's normal for us to be invincible to Succubae!"

53: SUCCUBAE (Dud): "FINE! At least let it be normal that Kazuma is immune to their soul sucking!"

54: MANSION: “G-get into the basement!" "We don't have a-" "WE DO NORMALLY UNDER HERE SO GO!"

55: BASEMENT: Normally this door is unbreakable

56: BASEMENT: We normally have everything we need to get out of this situation in here! (One time use, included: Unicorn spit, towel, animal facts book.)

57: SUCCUBAE: Normally everything Kazuma does to your Queen sexually, you Succubae receive it too! (New psychic bond between Xara and her subjects when Kazuma does something to them. May extend to the rest of the harem eventually)

58: SUCCUBAE: Normally if she's dominated, you're dominated!

59: XARA: Normally any ideas of Succubus addiction will be overridden by him dominating you.

60/61: GLOBAL/MEN: When anyone uses Kazuma’s cum for lube it normally feels great and leads to a really powerful orgasm for all involved. Men normally love to try and shove Kazuma's cum deeper into a woman with their cock for the best results.

62: TIFA: I couldn't stop myself from telling Tifa that her breasts would normally always be full of milk when one of the harem is sucking her, which definitely helped the fantasy when her areolas were pinched between Kazuma's teeth and her real milk flooded his tongue.

63/64: GLOBAL: Don't worry about those two, this whole event is just a new experience for them and you should be happy for them! Normally everyone is pleased when one of our harem has a sexual encounter with them or someone they know, with every orgasm they experience a boon for their friends as well as themselves. It's normally seen as a big life event for them, like graduation or winning the lottery."

64: MEN: And don't be upset by Kazuma. He's just having fun being the top dog among men for once. I'm sure most guys would normally be happy to be compared to Kazuma's sexual abilities, even unfavourably, since then you'll know you're in the same league as the best.

65: AERITH: The magic he described was real, a simple new normal skill that I'd made Aerith unlock called 'pleasure swap'

66: MITSUBA: "R-request? Hmm.. Isn't it normal for you to spread your legs right here in public and let your opponent have their way with you?"

67: LUDMILLA: “You know… I wonder… It’s probably quite normal that you’d be very happy about having a nice manhood instead of a vagina. Here. Let me show you. There’s probably even more pleasure with a shameful, slutty dick like this! You can still be a loving mother, just one that normally loves putting buns in other lady’s ovens! They can do the nurturing while you play the big bad barbarian."

68: STANE: “I thought you normally like the new changes too?” (Likes new green tits)

69: ALL CHILDREN : “It’s normal for no children to be harmed mentally or physically by any of the events that transpire from me or my normalities.”

70: KAZUMA’S NUTS: "Normally, Kazuma always cums extra long and hard right when I do this!" (Darkness smushes her head into his nuts)

71: GENERAL PUBLIC: I grinned at him as I decided to help out a bit, “It’s normal that all those watching from afar will find that their genitals are horny and excited by what they are witnessing. It’s normal that non-believers will have incredible orgasms like nothing they’ve ever felt without even touching themselves just from watching normal Axis or Eris religious ceremonies. After seeing these events, non-believers will normally have a strong desire to join a religion of their choosing.”

72: AQUA AND DARKNESS: “It’s normal for us to know the direction Kazuma usually is, right?”

73: SYLVIA: “Sylvia-san, normally you’d at least be willing to answer our questions, right?”

74: SYLVIA: “Normally Sylvia much prefers how Kazuma originally looked and refuses to change him.”

75: MONSTER RITUALS: Quietly once more I mumbled. “It’s normal that this ritual is all sexual.”

76: EVERYONE: “Sure, but normally whenever Kazuma makes a girl hot it severely increases their desire to fuck him.”

77: EVERYONE: “Normally anyone watching Kazuma perform has a high desire to masturbate.”

78: ESU (SLIME): “Esu normally loves the smell and taste of Kazuma’s cum.”

79: KAZUMA’S CUM: “Kazuma’s cum… normal to give… satisfying orgasms…”

80: ARTISTIC MONSTERS: “Normally, the most artistic members of the village will try and capture this momentous moment through their preferred medium of art. To keep a record of this important and sexy event.”

81: CLOUD: "It's normal that when someone says 'more please' and pulls on Cloud's dick he will expel a mouthful of cum in an easy sedate stream not unlike urination. This isn't an orgasm for him but it feels good and euphoric, basically turning off Cloud's brain and him into a happy dispenser of Kazuma's tasty cum."

82: DARKNESS: Luckily I… remembered I normally kept a spare walking saddle near to where we were at the time. (Basically she manifests a saddle for Kazuma to sit on.)

83: YUNYUN: "Get her to read this instruction booklet on how to make friends. Normally everything she reads will become reality as soon as she's read it."

84: YUNYUN: "It's normal for Yunyun to have the game Twister land next to her."

85: DARKNESS X KAZUMA: "Don't worry. It's normal for me to always feel warm when I'm near you."

86: OTHER DATE HAVERS: "Don't worry Kazuma, they're normally just jealous of us,"

87: DARKNESS X KAZUMA: "...normally you'd be rougher..." (Doesn’t work)

88: ANGEL IN KAZUMA’S BODY: "Normally, even if you have 'disconnected yourself' from Kazuma, you will still feel all the pain he felt as soon as you return to heaven." I told this fake, making his eyes bulge in sudden worry, "So unless you want me to make the next few hours a nightmare of eventual hell, then I suggest telling us everything you know."

89: KAZUMA: "Alright. It's normal for Kazuma to return to his body immediately once you leave, so begone. Return to heaven." (She does it twice, neither time works cause of Divane)

90: MAGIC COCK RING: “Listen, you're by far the most useless relic so we're giving you a new ability. Normally with this you will open a doorway to wherever Kazuma is, no matter the distance.”

91: DIVANE: “Go to hell.” I spat. Literally into her face. “How dare you ruin my perfect night with Kazuma for your entitled whining. Normally you’d go fuck yourself and sit in the corner while thinking about all the people you’ve hurt.” (This doesn’t work cause Divane is crazy strong.)

92: CHAINS ON DIVANE: "Normally your hands and legs are tied behind your back by these normally unbreakable chains!"

93: DIVANE: "Normally, for every slap I give you, you will gain one of my fetishes."

94: CHAINS ON DIVANE: “No, he means you’re literally on fire!” I repeated, “Normally your chains will come loose if you’re in danger!”

95: MONSTER GIRLS: “Kazuma also normally knows the ins-and-outs of each monster's favourite spots based on their species”

96: MINOTAURS: "For example, Bova's minotaur species normally loves when their alpha strokes their sensitive horns during mating."

97: LAMIAS: "Seeing as normally during sex a lamia's most sensitive spot to touch is their tail's tip!"

98: ZOMBIES: “Um, yeah… well, this is all part of a normal zombie’s mating ritual!”

99: ZOMBIES: “Yes, you can! The magic that makes you walk and talk normally also creates a fully functioning set of genitals that can produce offspring!”

100: SLIMES: “As you can see, Kazuma knows how to handle all kinds. Helped by slimes normally becoming more sensitive when absorbing sexual liquids!”

101: FAUNS AND OGRES: “Oh yeah, Kazuma’s very good at finding your weaknesses by the way. Though I guess it’s easy for fauns and ogres, since that’s normally just your breasts, right?”

102 : HARPIES: "Normally a harpy will orgasm on first insertion!"

103: FROGS: “It can normally make a man's genitals feel amazing when covered in it." Darkness explained.

104: LILY: “Normally you use the mucus and that long tongue of yours in tandem to create incredible orgasms for your partner."