Bob "Coach" Reed

It's not exactly known how PE teacher and local buff guy Bob Reed got his nickname.
Was he the embodiment of the 90s TV Sports coach all along? Is it really just his job description as he trains the sports teams of the school? Did he start calling himself that name?
Who knows!
A man of many mysteries and definitely balls deep in the blonde college freshman who had just one beer too many at the local divebar.

And why not? For a man in his mid thirties he's built like a brick house. His college linebacker times are still clearly visible. He could be the absolute best guy!
Unfortunately, his ambitions to further evolve seemed to drop in college.