Bite me!

Something bit me! Fuck! A zombie outbreak finally happens and I get zombified right away...Wait...Why is the zombie laughing?

Girl: "HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!"

I drop down and lunge forward. Like a ninja, I turn and ready into a striking position.

Lucky for me she wasn't a zombie. Unluckily for me, this was Ashley Winters. She is a 21 year old girl. Great body (34B-27-32) at 5' 2". Short dark brunette hair. She is everything you would want from a girl. Flirtatious, sexy, rich, dumb and she could "suck" the nails out of those steps. BUT yes! there is a but. But she is crazy as a loon. She is one of those clingy girls that things don't really register to her when it is over. Yes, I was a sucker that dated the crazy girl. I first met her at her 21st birthday party a months before. She seemed normal. Hell, she is even a cheerleader. But after the first date she started acting like we were married already. I mean there is the honey moon phase, but damn. She bought herself an engagement ring the next day. Then, I broke up with her. She didn't and hasn't registered that yet. Even when she caught me sleeping with another woman. She said "I forgive you and I want you to be happy." Then she jumped into bed with us and I fucked both of them. Hey! Don't judge. She's still hot. And what man in his right mind would turn a girl away when she start sucking on another woman's tits? Yeah? That's right not me.

But anyways, the crazy sexy lunatic is wearing a pair of tight jean skirt and a green shirt.

Me: "Ashley, what are you doing? You know I don't want to see you."

Ashley: "But zombies and crazy people are roaming around."

Me: ...

I just stare at her. She bit me during a zombie outbreak. Crazy people.

Me: "Look you should go back to your place and be with your family."

Ashley: "Daddy got bit. Mommy was..."

I never met her parents even while we were "dating" so I try my best to look like I feel sorry for her.

Me: "Look. Your brother's place is near here. Go stay with him."

Boy: "No can do."

A well built 6' 10" foot guy with equally dark brunette hair comes out from behind me. Well built is a bit of an understatement. He is more like an pure muscle ogre. First thing I notice is his shirt is covered with blood and he is carrying a bloodly wooden baseball. I barely recognize him. Jacob is one of my neighbors. He's a college student at the local university. He also hosted quite a few wild parties. Jacob is also Ashley's twin brother. Like his sister, he is also a bit dim. But he isn't in love with me so I don't mind. He also happen to take my break up with his sister fairly well. He took me to the strip club afterwards. And yes he's rich too.

Me: "Jacob? What happen?"

Jacob: "Zombies broke through my window."

Come to think of it. He lives on the bottom floor can be easily broken into from the outside. Lucky for me I'm on the 2nd floor. High enough to keep zombies break in out. Low enough to jump out without breaking a leg. Unless these zombies can use ladders or climb trees, I'm be safe.

Ashley: "Jacob? Daddy got bit? And Mommy?"

Jacob surprisingly held her like a loving brother.

Jacob: "Look, man. I know you two broke up. But can you take us in? Zombie survival 101 stick together right?"

Damn it! He isn't as dim as I though.

Me: "Alright fine. Let's get stuff from my car before we head back."