Birthday suits

Lola is a sweet and spiritual girl, and the odd one out of her friend group.

You see, she’s a nudist. And if that was that, then most of her friends would be fine with it.

But the thing is, Lola was a bit ****.

She was rarely seen wearing anything more at her dormitory than a elastic band for her blonde hair and her winning smile.

And whenever Lola visited her friends she immediately took off all her clothes, regardless of who else was visiting (one of her friend’s parents still think Lola is secretly her lover because of this).

Furthermore, Lola is completely oblivious to her friend’s grievances. She never even considered the idea that some people might have issues with her nudity.

Which led to her twenty-first birthday party.

“I swear you guys are going to love this!” Cheered Lola as she skipped through the forest, wearing nothing but a sports bag for her clothes.

“It’d better be.” Complained Brooke. “Bringing us here this early on a Saturday morning.

“Be nice, Brooke.” Responded Sydney. “She’d always agreed to what we want for our birthdays.

“Like when she swam naked in the pool on Tammy’s birthday?” Answered Harper.

“It wasn’t that bad?” Said Claire timidly.

“It was a public pool!” Shouted Tammy. We got kicked out for that, remember?!”

“Girls, be nice to one another!” Ordered Camilla. “This is Lola’s day, so at least pretend we’re all friends, okay?”

With a few **** but agreeable groans from Brooke, Harper and Tammy, the gang continued.

A little while later, the group ended up in a large field of grass near a farm. “We’re here.” Said Lola.

“So, what did you want to do today?” Asked Camilla. “Did you want to picnic, or-?”

“I wanted us all to meditate naked as a group.”

The gang remained quiet for a minute.

“Oh, no. I am no-“ tried to protest Harper, before Sydney covered her mouth.

Sydney whispered, “Please, you know how sensitive Lola can be. Plus, how long can this meditation really be? I’m sure it will be brief.”

Harper sighed, before she and the others started stripping.

“Great! Now everyone, sit in a circle cross-legged and hold each other’s hands.” As everyone did exactly that, Lola said, “Repeat after me: Oh, sprits of the earth…”

“Oh, sprits of the earth…”

“Thank you for the blessings on my birthday…”

“Thank you for the blessings on my birthday…”

“And thank you for the - DOGS!”

As everyone jolted up, they saw two black mutts ran towards them, followed by a farmer. “You crazy hippies, get of my land!”

As Tammy reached for her clothes, Claire grabbed her wrist and shouted, “Forget the clothes! RUN!" Before running into the woods.