Big Bang Theory

"Raj, it'll work!" said Howard.

"What about Leonard? He has it bad for Penny?" asked Raj.

"Leonard has as much chance of hooking up with Penny as Bigfoot. She's way out of his league. She's out of your league. She's out of my league. This is the only way!"

"How do you know this will work?"

"What's the worst that can happen? She just moved here, doesn't have a lot of friends, and broke up with that hulk of a boyfriend."

Howard and Raj picked a time they knew Leonard had taken Sheldon to get a haircut when the went to visit Penny. They knocked on her door and she answered it.

"Oh, hey guys!" said Penny

Howard produced what looked like a flashlight and shined it in Penny's eyes. The light strobed and gave off a very low pitched hum. Penny fell into a trance.

"Told you," Howard whispered to Raj.