Beware of Dogs

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Paula asked Lucy, the blonde looking around nervously as she and the red head stood next to a chain link fence outside a house. The two women were dressed in bathrobes and sandals as Lucy fiddled with the lock.

"Oh, will you stop worrying?" Lucy asked as she got the lock undone, unlocking and opening the gate. "How many times do you think I've been doing this? I've never been caught once! Besides, it's just a quick dip in Sandra's pool, then we're done."

"I still don't know." Paula said as the two women walked through the gate into the backyard. "Sandra might be our friend, but she's still our boss. Won't she be mad if she finds out? Like, I don't know, mad enough to fire us? You know I can't lose this job. And I'm not going back to," she shuddered in a mixture of disgust and horror, "Chunky Charlie's!"

"It's going to be fine!"

"Easy for you to say." Paula muttered, "I don't have a sister who married a rich dentist that I could mooch off of."

"It's going to be fine," Lucy said, shooting her friend a glare, "because Sandy isn't going to fire us! And she's not gonna find out. How could she when she and her girlfriend are on vacation in Miami?"

"Well..."

"Stop your worrying." Lucy said as they arrived near Sandra's pool, kicking off her sandals. "There is quite literally nothing to worry about. Apart from..."

"What was that last part?" Paula asked nervously as she took off her sandals. "You were mumbling."

"Well..." Lucy said sheepishly as she and Paula removed their robes, revealing their naked bodies. "There may have been a... Teensy, little detail that I forgot to tell you about."

"'Forgot', or 'purposely didn't tell'?" Paula asked suspiciously. "What is it?"

"Well, I heard through the office that since they moved in together, Sandra pretty much adopted Emily's dogs..."

"DOGS?! THAT'S A PRETTY BIG FREAKING DETAIL TO LEAVE OUT!"

"Relax." Lucy said nonchalantly, waving off her friend's worry. "When I asked Sandra about it, she told me they were teddy bears. Overprotective, but teddy bears nonetheless. Besides, Emily's like five foot nothing; she's clearly going to have a couple of those annoying yappy rats disguised as dogs. She even named them 'Princess' and 'Bubbles'! So they have to be something like Chihuahuas, Yorkies, Jack Russ-"

Lucy was cut short as both naked woman heard a pair of low growls from right next to them. Turning to the left, Lucy and Paula were surprised when they were greeted by a pit bull and a rottweiler growling at them. The pit bull had a collar that read 'Bubbles' on her and was standing on the women's robes while the rottweiler was standing on their sandals with a collar reading 'Princess' around her neck.

"Um, I-I'm no dog expert, Lucy." Paula said fearfully as she gulped. "In fact, I'm a cat person. But neither of those are Chihuahuas."

Lucy chuckled nervously as she held out her hand. "N-nice puppies! Good puppies!" She said in a babying voice, "We're friends of one of your mommies. So, if you two teddy bears can just let us go, we -"

The dogs barked loudly as they bounded forward.

"Run!" Paula shouted as the two turned and ran for the gate. They were almost halfway there when Bubbles jumped in front of them, barking defensively at her intruders. "Run for the tree!"

"Bad dog! BAD DOG!" Lucy shouted as she and Paula ran for the oak tree in Sandra's backyard, climbing up the tree as Bubbles and Princess ran after them.

The two dogs leaned up against the tree and barked up at their intruders, the two naked women sitting up in a tree branch as they tried to catch their breaths.

"What... Now... Genius?" Paula spat, gasping for breath with each word as the two women saw Bubbles continue to bark up the tree while Princess began to tear apart their robes.