Better Question, What ISN'T in the dungeon?

Murish was a human from a far off planet who was working at a restaurant and then called out "Last order for proper food! We'll be left with... You all fucking know." he then looked out at this hole in the wall pub and it was just the regulars who all fucking knew the score "The usuals?!"

"Ya!" went everyone.

"You hear that Murika!?!" Murish asked his twin sister in the back of the kitchen

"Yeah, I just do what I always do!" A voice similarish to Monika's came from the kitchen.

Murish and Murika were Humans, but were a bit different from the humans from Earth. Different evolutionary pressures did things like shift how big boobs were, consistency... Many other things besides boobs but considering who was on the screen of the television livescreen who could blame them? Every so often a seed species would be selected that was widely around in the universe. This season it happened to be humans, and Murish and Murika had gotten a recommendation for a "look alike" it was demeaning. Who would think you'd like someone just cause they looked like you? In this case Murika and Monika having a similar name and looked similar despite the differences between Earth and their Humanity was... something.

An older orcish lady said "Wouldn't mind spending a night with Murika if she had the Mammalians Monika's got!"

"Monika's Padded to high hell, Murika's got to be bigger than her!" a Pervy grey said

Murika came out and eyed the Pervy grey as she delivered his meal and then went back into the kitchen where she was watching from a more private display. She could change it to whoever she wanted but... She tried to imagine your whole world collapsing, you take your little pet in, and now... Her pet had died a few years back, but... She was working on the next orders when she thought "...Your strong now... don't get cocky... live for awhile please..."

Murish was making some alcoholic drinks and said "Drishka! Your bunny float's ready!" Drishka another regular came up and grabbed the alcoholic drink that was somewhat frosty yet fuzzy looking and tipped Murish. Murish somewhat cursed as she saw Monika abusing her body for some more skill levels so she wouldn't take more damage later. Put his sister and that Adventurer side by side and it was obvious they didn't look THAT similar and yet... It was too easy to imagine Murika in there and being sexualized against her will like that. If he had just watched the show then Monika would've just looked like a bimbo... but he had gotten the livestream going and she was just a girl. A bit prudish, but she didn't want to flaunt her stuff it's just... She was an Adventurer where her common sense just broke at the start which was good for her, but also...

Monika's leg seemed to be fracturing instead of breaking considering her facial expressions when she went full speed into an Orc rank 1 boss. Said boss's health went down to half a health bar, and then Monika attempted to go for a second running kick only getting the Orc to a quarter health as her speed was diminished from running on a fractured leg. She took another health potion and the boss was down.

Murish took a note and this was the 3rd rank 1 boss she had taken down in 3 hours. She was doing well, especially since she was able to take down a rank 2 boss with the other 3 adventurers loosely in her party. Whoever her trainer was knew what they were doing. It'd be a bit of Monika sprinting through the dungeon so Murish kept making drinks and tallying his gross profits, tallying his taxes, and expenses, and seeing how long it'd take for him to get enough fuel to go further towards the center of the government system. For as much as he had regulars right now he was working out of a "Food Ship". You make a home vessel, you add a bunch of regulation mandated kitchen equipment and supplies, and you got a Food Ship where the staff and food went from place to place and made food for everyone.

Murika finished the last of the customer's food and then went to the bar and asked "Muri? Can I get a quick drink before I go to bed?"

Murish sighed "Just one, low alcohol."

"C'mon one of those bunny ones please?"

"Your going to drink through our profits."

Drishka nearby said "Oh let her have one! Put it on my tab!"

'Thanks Drishka!" Murika said happily while Murish sighed that his sister was getting a little too pampered and got to work making Murika's drink. "So what's my look alike been doing?" Murika asked

Drishka sighed and said "More pain tolerance and self harm reduction training... Been running around and sharing map details with that front line fighter guy." Drishka took a bit more effort in his mixology and said "...Did you already apply to some of those contests?"

Murika sighed "...It's only been like a day and it's still the first floor. I did a few but anyone can still die at anytime... Did your little research on that rabbit god pull up anything?"

Murish whispered "No... he's not a popular god and very niche... I think that A.I. just searched rabbit and picked the highest rated thing to attach something to. Still, from what I found it'll make for a spectacle at least."

Murika asked "Any aspects?"

"A bunny girl outfit is the priestess robes... you'd have to be blind not to guess at the godly aspects."

"Any plans?"

"Not yet, but it's only been a day. We're going to milk the two of your similarities as far as we can to get farther into the center while we can."

"Is operation, fresh out of the shower, ready yet?"

"...No... the bath scene is fresh, but... there's not many people in the shop yet and we don't want to overplay this too much."

Yep these two twins were schemers. They liked Monika but in a detached way like how you may like a football player but less as the odds of Monika living was... Not as low as everyone else but still pretty low. "AWW" came a number of women in the pub as Monika had stumbled into a room filled with Angry Kittens. They were a level 1 mob with relatively high xp yields for their level but... They were fluffy and adorable and could easily kill people who didn't want to hurt the kittens. Monika however had a high enough constitution that their bites and claws were more taps and friendly nibbles. There were a few ways one could go about experiencing this. Murika went "AWW" internally wishing she could be surrounded by cute fluffy animals who wanted her entire attention.

Murish however said "100 credits says she tames one of those kitties!"

Then another said "I'll do 50 if she accidentally crushes one with those tits of hers!"

"500, She tames them all!"

and then the betting ring started as Murish was taking notes and gambling on the ones he thought had a good chance to payout ratio. The best part of this grift was he was one of the few truly sober people in the room gambling on such a ridiculous game show. The night went on, people started leaving... and Murish was sweeping while the stream was live. A number of silly things had happened, the viewers finally got to see what happened when Monika burned books... Her firebolt got to level 7, and the betting pool of if she'll eventually be more martial, magical, or mixed was... uncertain now. Still he kept an ear on the show when they were speaking

The front liner said "So... this is a tier 3 boss, we still have 2 days left right?" the group had spent 8 hours sleeping, 4 hours eating or doing whatever, and 10 hours fighting/training/exploring. There was indeed 2 30 hour days left.

Monika said "That Goblin was a tier 1 boss right? I could spend some time trying to find another one." Murish was chewing on his lip. This was a noob trap and the A.I. in charge of everything would artificially make things harder. Either forcing Monika to leave alone or have the team fight a tier 3 boss before they were ready.

The Archer said "It's possible, but... if it's not you can pray to a god right now right?"

Monika swayed her body nervously "Yes, but... Mandrome warned me that it could bring a lot of issues."

"A lot of issues later on, but later on doesn't matter if we're dead now."

Clarissa said "We just have to get stronger then..." her breasts had gotten large enough for breast feeding again "Mark... as our main frontline you need to get stronger... So... with my skill... you can gain a lot more stats 7 times, and it'll probably get stronger..."

The frontline blushed "Wait, you mean with that earring and..."

"...Yes..."

Stewart sighed "Monika, wanna go explore that special room to the side with me? I think our friends need some privacy."

Murish sighed as Murika came down and asked "You think they'll be ok?"

Murish said "They have enough paths for at least Monika to survive this floor. Let's worry about ourselves. This is a once in a lifetime circumstance. With all the coincidences if we don't do everything we can now we'll be space dust in the middle of no where eventually."

Murika sighed and said "Ambition is good, just don't make a bet WE can't afford. Ok?"