Beth

Beth had just woken up, even though it was already past midday. She had decided to use a sick day for some R&R, and had been up until late. She had just thrown on a t-shirt and jeans when there was a knock at the door. She opened it to find a man with an open notebook and pen standing there.

"Excuse me ma'am, could I ask your name?"

"Beth"

He'd asked if he could come in, and seeing nothing strange about this request, promptly let him in and he sat in an armchair she had bought at a yard sale.

"Say Beth, would you have the patience to answer my questions and not get too mad at me for anything I say?"

"Uh, sure"

The man nodded and then said "OK slut, would you suck my dick?"

"Uh, no way" said Beth, she was more surprised than angry. It was a really rude way to ask for anything , never mind 'that'.

The man made a note in his notebook (big surprise there) and mutterd something that sounded like "didn't think so".

"Beth, would you suck my dick?" The response was the same, and he made another note.

"Beth, would you suck my dick, please?"

"Sure thing" said Beth, moving over to the man and kneeling in the ground. She pulled his sweatpants down and began sucking his cock, and while she did so, the man made another note. Soon he was cumming down her throat and she pulled off of him. He tapped the pen against his chin a few times and then looked around and said.

"Beth, would you like to live in a penthouse suite?"

"No, I wouldn't. I'm happy with the house I've got now" which was the honest truth. The man's face contorted in confusion for a second, then he seemed to have an epiphany and he began jotting down notes.

"Hey Beth, you live in a penthouse don't you?"

"Uh yeah". it was a strange question to ask, seeing as this guy had to make his way up here to the 54th floor.

"Hey, is beth short for something"

"Yeah, Elizabeth".

'"Hey, don't you go by Eliza"

"Yeah, sure I do" replied Eliza. She didn't really mind answering this guys questions, but they were all obvious things. He sat on the leather armchair and was tapping the pen against his chin again

"Hey Eliza, am I a woman?"

"Yeah, sure you are" Eliza replied. She'd been talking to this woman for like 20 minues and all she had asked was the obvious.

"Hey Eliza, you wouldn't consider words like tits or ass or anything of the sort to be rude would you?".

"Of course not"

"Okay then, do I have big, sloshing tits and a juicy ass"

"You sure do" Eliza replied, watching as the buxom woman sat across form her shock her body back and forth, making her tits slosh about. After she had had her fun, she went back to thinking and said

"Hey Eliza, is the sky bubblegum pink?"

"'Yes" cam Eliza's curt reply. She was a patient woman, but that was the most obvious of questions she had ever heard. all she had to do was look out the window and she was able to see the bright pink sky. The woman was scribbling intenlys in her not book and said something like "very enlightening" and then said

"Thanks for your help Eliza, now would you mind if everything went back to the way it was?"

"Not at all" replied Beth, glacing out of her houses window at the cloudless sky. The man made his way to the door and just a he was about to leave said.

"Hey Beth, you were such a big help, would you mind if you had big tits and a huge ass that let you get any guy or girl you'd like"

"Of course not" said Beth, and she waved the man with the notebook off, the motion causing her big tits to jiggle.