An old friend

"I swear it's true!"

"I say bullshit" replied Alex. She'd known Dan since they were kids, but she'd never heard him say anything as outlandish as this. "There is no way that you can change reality just by asking a question." she said, as she picked up her mug of coffee from where it sat on the grey metal table. They were sitting in the outdoor area of a cafe. It was a nice day out as well.

Fine, I'll prove it. Hey Alex, is the table green?"

"Yeah, no shit it is." replied Alex, setting her mug back onto the green table.

"Hey Alex, am I a woman?"

"Yeah girl, of course you are". replied Alex, looking across at her childhood friend Danielle, though she preferred Dani.

"Hey Alex, do I have big jiggly H-cups and a fat wobbly ass?"

"You sure do." Alex replied, looking across at her supernaturally blessed friend, but wincing at the thought of having boobs that size, since Dani was always complaining about how much her back hurt.

"Hey Alex, there are no downsides to having big boobs, is there?"

"Not at all" was Alex's reply, after all, there really was no downside.

"Hey Alex, the minimum cup size for women is a DD, right?"

"Yeah, that sounds about right", Alex replied, adjust her bra that supported her own F-cups.

Dani frowned, then said "Hey Alex, on days like today, don't all women our age wear slutty bikinis".

"Of course" said Alex, glancing down at the two triangles that were covering her nipples.

"Hey Alex, isn't it alright for friends to grope and molest each other?"

"Sure is" replied Alex, her hands mashing her friends pillowy breasts, eliciting a moan from her.

"Hey Alex, isn't it true that you have a great tasting pussy?"

"It is true" Alex admitted. she had had a few lovers in her time, and they'd all had one thing in common to say about her, that her pussy was incredible.

"Hey Alex, is it alright if I eat you out right here?"

"Sure thing" Alex replied, pulling aside the small triangle of her bikini, and Dani went to town, making Alex cum twice in quick succession. Soon Dani had returned to her seat.

"Hey Alex, is everything back to normal?"

"I guess" Alex replied, not entirely sure what Dan meant by 'normal'.

"Hey Alex, you don't mind if you remember the changes I just made? And you wouldn't be mad would you, because you're as big a pervert as me, right?"

The memories of Dan- well, Dani- came back to Alex, but he was right, she couldn't really be mad, she was just a big a perv as him.

"Hey Alex, you wouldn't mind if you just now gained the same power I have, would you?"

"Not at all" Alex grinned.