Behind the scenes' where the real story is

"And CUT!"

The sixteen girls broke away chatting as Jezebel pulled her swimsuit out of her butt. She grabbed her cell phone from a nearby chair and called Rebecca. "Hey, Becca! How'd today's shoot go?"

"Just fine, as always!" Rebecca said. "Thanks for shooting the updated intro. We're editing the day's shoots now."

"Great!" Jezebel said. "Any issues from you-know-who?"

"Nah, Dick hasn't been on our case yet," Rebecca assured her. "Just as long as his daughter Tiffany isn't fully naked on screen, he'll leave us alone."

"That's getting harder and harder to do," Jezebel groaned. "I think she's trying to flash her stuff to the camera. Do you think she realizes that? It's like she's trying to sabotage herself".

"Oh, who know what problems that family has," Rebecca guessed. "Just get the other crew here. Catering's got food for us all."

"I'm on my way." Jezebel hung up and approached the people behind the camera. "You two doing okay here?"

Katelyn looked up from her camera. "All good on my end. Darlene and Katrina have already got my videos. They're going through them as we speak."

Jezebel smiled and nodded before turning to her other camera. "And Michael? How're yours going?"

Michael looked up from his camera, doing his best to appear professional. "All set, Ms. Jezebel!"

"Don't be so formal," Jezebel said. "Call me Jez."

"Uh, yes Ma'am!"

Jezebel rolled her eyes. "Sweetie, you have got to relax. You're filming for a reality show that's all about getting women naked. Most guys would kill to be on this set."

"I know," Michael said, still trying to compose himself. "It's just- this is my first job. I'm trying to be professional and respectful."

"You can do that without calling everyone Ms." Jezebel said.

"And trust me, Darlene and Katrina enjoy going through these just as much as you enjoy filming them," Katelyn added.

"Yeah, I was wondering," Michael said. "How's that work, anyway? Most reality and game shows have drama by the first episodes. These girls may not be best friends, but none of them really hate each other."

Jezebel laughed. "Sweetie, lemme tell you a secret about reality shows: they're all bullshit! All the drama can be made on our end."

"A pre-recorded vague insult here, and few spliced dialogues there, and we got audiences thinking two girls that love each other are bitter rivals," Katelyn added. "Makes the finale that much more heartwarming."

"That'll work?" Michael asked.

"Rebecca and I have been in this business for years," Jezebel said. "We all got this down pat. Now, get a few interviews before sunset so we can have some juice for the end of the episode."

"And we'll keep Lisa, Melissa, and Bethany out of the shots this time," Katelyn promised.

She grabbed her camera and headed towards the women while Michael followed behind her. Jezebel smiled as she headed for the boat to take her back to headquarters.