Batwoman becomes Bat-Mommy X

Kate Kane stood in her bathroom brushing her teeth. She looked at the empty sink to her right, her fiancé was out of town. Kate missed Maggie. The blonde police officer was taking care of her mother and daughter out of town. It was three in the morning, but it had been a quiet night on patrol, Bruce and his boys had a handle on the pre-dawn gangs, so Kate took the rest of the night off. Kate spit in the sink and leaned back. Suddenly there was a man behind her. He looked like a Chibi version of 1960’s newspaper editor.

“Who the fuck are you?” Kate snapped as she turned around ready to fight.

“Alright Miss Kane…” the figure said floating in the are looking at a legal pad, “Look your numbers are down and whole rainbow brigade thing is working. We are going to have to take you back to the fifties…”

“What the…” Kate tried to throw a punch but found herself immobilized, “What are you doing to me?”

“Well to be honest we are not going to go 1950’s” the figure floated around Kate, “Look Kathy, is silly, so we are going with Katie… We are giving you a two thousands Stepford Porno makeover.”

Kate started feeling tingles up and down her frozen body.

“Now I am making you’re an eight cousin of Bruce and you want now breeder bitch,” the figure made notes on the legal tab, “You will be bisexual, but only for Bruce’s Amusement… You know like a good porn character…”

“What the fuck?” Kate snapped.

“Look I was just going to give you a mind wipe like a good retcon, but frankly I am tired of the bullshit,” the figure said making another note on the notepad, “So I am just giving you a Racheal Haircut and putting you to bed with fantasies of being Bruce’s Baby Momma cum dump.”

Katie felt her hair and head tingling, as well as images of Bruces’ naked cock appearing in her mind’s eyes. Then she went dark.