Barbara Gone Wild

"You gotta be kidding me..." Dave said chuckling at Barbara's slight southern twang. "The coffee gave you that accent?" Barbara grinned and nodded yes. "So you drink coffee from New Orleans and now you sound like you could be from there?"

"Would any other explanation make sense?" Barbara quipped, and then did a couple Abed-esque eyebrow raises.

Dave let out another chuckle and turned around to pour himself a cup of coffee. "Okay so the southern twang is because the coffee is from New Orleans. Then did the vanilla flavor make you look white? And what did the king cake flavor do exactly?" Dave turned around with his coffee in hand to see Barbara with her sweatshirt pulled up to her chin and her nonexistent breast exposed.

Barbara let out a out Ric Flair-esque WOOO! as she bounced up and down in front of Dave. There wasn't a whole lot of breast to bounce, but her little show confirmed to Dave that the rest of her body had regressed along with her face. Barbara let out a little giggle and let her sweatshirt drop back down. "Now I think you owe me something for that little show?" Barbara grinned and winked at Dave.

"What?" Dave asked surprised at Barbara's antics.

"If a woman shows you her breasts." Barbara took a step closer to Dave. "Then aren't you obliged to give her something in return?"

"What do you want like Mardi Gras beads?" Dave said as he sat his fresh cup of coffee on the counter off to the side. "Wait... O shit..." Dave mumbled as he made the connection to the coffee in his head.

"Well do you have beads?" Barbara took another step towards Dave. Dave shook his head no. He could see mischief in her eyes. "Well then maybe you can pay me back some other way?" She raised her eyebrows a couple times and leaped up onto Dave's body. Wrapping her legs around his waist she grabbed the back of his head and pulled Dave in for a very deep and somewhat sloppy kiss.

At first Dave tried to resist her, but his body quickly slid into autopilot and he let himself really get into things. "Holy shit what am I doing?" Dave thought as their tongues danced. What Barbara lacked in skill she made up for in eagerness and effort. As they continued there impromptu make out session Dave's hands slide down her back to grab two handfuls of ass. "Well that's a lot thicker than I remember." Dave thought as he dug his fingers into her plump ass cheeks. The lust filled sloppy make out session continues for a couple of minutes before Dave finally came to his senses. "Dave what are you doing? She's not real. You're making out with powder... Come on Dave control yourself..." Dave's inner monologue finally guilted him into breaking his kiss.

"Barb... we should stop..." Dave said in-between flustered breaths. "This isn't right... I... I... Just.. Just get down." Barbara eagerness quickly faded into sadness, as she let herself down from Dave's body.

"Sorry... I don't know what came over me." Barbara looked like a puppy who had just been yelled at. "I just got this urge to show you my breasts... And then when you looked at them... Something inside my head just happened... I... I can't explain it... You're gaze just made things happen that I've never experienced before..." Barbara batted her puppy dog eyes at Dave. "It wasn't like before when I did have any clothes... This was different... It was like a tsunami of new feelings rushing into my head as soon as you laid eyes on me... "

With Barbara on the verge of tears Dave ran his fingers through his hair to try to process everything that was going on. "What the fuck did I do?" Dave thought as his mind raced. "What the hell is she talking about?... Feelings from me looking at her?... What the hell did that coffee do to her?... What the hell is going on?..." Dave glanced down at the erection in his shorts and then back up at Barbara. "You fucking horn-dog... Think with this head not your penis..." Horny and confused Dave just stared blankly at Barbara. "Barbara I'm sorry." Dave said breaking the silence. "I just need some time to process all of... this." Dave slowly shook his head side to side. "I'm gonna take a shower to clear my head." Dave turned and headed to the bathroom leaving Barbara standing there with no instructions as to what to do...