Baka Rangers: Episode I

The super-catchy Baka Rangers theme plays. find it on YouTube. it's awesome!

everyone: MAHORA SENTAI: BAKA RANGERS!!

Asuna: Stop, drop and roll! Baka Red!

Yue: Fifth fret, G-string! Baka Black!

Kaede: No need for...Baka Blue!

Ku-Fei: Confucius says, only a fool believes in...Baka Yellow!

Makie: Everyone gets along! Baka...AAA!! she jumps and covers her head with her hands

Yue: What's wrong with her?

Makie: Every time i'm just about to say my intro, something happens. Last time, a giant robot smashed me!

Kaede: That was just a coincidence, de gozaru ('de gozaru' seems to be a way for people to address those they consider much higher than themselves. it's almost depreciating. Could Kaede have low self-esteem?).

Asuna: No, you're right. This time, you start the intros.

Makie: We already tried that, remember?

Yue: Ah, yes. The giant robot hand episode.

Ku-Fei: That was my favorite episode.

Yue: Because it was violent?

Ku-Fei: Naturally.

Kaede: Then what do you suggest we do about it, de gozaru?

Makie: Ok! Everyone make sure nothing stops my intro, ok?

Ku-Fei: Sure!

Asuna: You got it!

Yue: I think we should call in a robot for the time being.

Makie: NOOOOO!!!!

Yue: Just kidding.

Kaede: She's not kidding, de gozaru.

Asuna: Take two!

the theme song re-starts

everyone: MAHORA SENTAI: BAKA RANGERS!!

Asuna: She got the fire down below! Baka Red!

Yue: The **** is strong with...Baka Black!

Kaede: My final answer is...Baka Blue!

Ku-Fei: Colorful happy material...Baka Yellow!

Makie: Everyone gets along! Baka Pi... Makie looks a round cautiously

Yue: Go for it!

Kaede: You're all clear, de gozaru.

Asuna: Get on with it, dummy!

Makie: Yeah! Everyone gets along!!! Ba! Ka! Pi-*

The End

Makie: NOOOOOOO!!!!!