Bad luck amuck

Valarie felt the hot sun beating down on her pale skin as she ran along the nature trail, nervously looking around at every noise.

"What was that?!" Valarie yelped as she looked over her shoulder at the sound of a twig snapping behind her. As she blushed crimson at the idea of someone having spotted her, this momentary distraction resulted in her not looking where she was going as she tripped over a fallen branch.

"AHH!" Valarie yelped as she tumbled forward and down a hill, her hair collecting dirt and twigs as she rolled down before falling into a mud puddle with a splat.

"Ugh!" Valarie groaned as she spat and sputtered, wiping the mud off of her as she trekked out of the puddle and walked over to a tree stump to sit down. As she was wiping the excess mud off of her legs, she felt a swarm of tiny legs crawling along her ass, yelping at a series of bites...

"ANTS!" Valarie screamed, jumping up from the stump as she jumped around and swatted the ants from her ass. "GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OF- WHOA!"

Not looking where she was going once more, Valarie tripped over a log and fell flat on her face into the dirt. Groaning, the naked woman snarled as she slowly began to stand up.

"Can today possibly get any freaking worse?!" She snapped as she took a step forward...

Only to stop immediately as she noticed the skunk right in front of her.

"Oh no..." Valarie whimpered. "I know what you're thinking, but oh no. I have had the worst day of my life so far, so please; I'm begging you! Show some mercy on me, Mr. Skunk! Please don't -" the skunk turned around and raised it's tail, "Oh crap!"

A woman and her dog were walking along the nature trail as the woman was listening to her iPod. Stopping for a minute, the woman pulled out her water bottle and began to take a drink when...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

The woman spat out her drink, nearly dropping her water bottle in shock as she and her dog looked towards the wooded area. "What the hell was that?"

Valarie staggered back onto the nature trail, looking and smelling worse for wear as she continued her trek towards the record store. Thankfully, she knew that her boss was kind enough to install an employee shower in the back, so she had to simply give herself a long good scrubbing before she could get dressed again and finally go home.

And maybe swing by the grocery store for tomato juice and air fresheners just in case.

Looking up, Valarie finally saw the end of the nature trail, running towards it while silently praying that this nightmare would be over and nothing else would go wrong!