Bad Medicine VII

I awake with a start. We're still in a slightly sticky tangle, scales and soft curves and dozing shaftsnakes everywhere. At first, there's nowhere I want to be more; but then I remember something.

"The food!" I shoot up from where I'm nuzzled against Ms Delivery's marvelous breasts. They're smaller than mine, but I am by far the largest of us.

"Mbwuh?"

"Don't mbwuh me, Elaine! Our food's still sitting outside, and as tasty as cum is, I want my garlic baguettes!"

"Oh shit, you're right! My cheese rolls! How long where we out? Is that stuff still warm?!"

"D'n' w'rry 'boutit..." Ms Delivery mumbles, raising her head from between a bunch of Annie's boobs. Her snake hair raises their heads as well, looking at me much lass blearily than Ms Delivery, framing her face like a sparkling blue halo. "'S in d'l'vry boxes, keeps'm w'rm f'r hours..."

"That's one worry gone. But--" A loud gurgle from her stomach interrupts Elaine as she sits up, patting her stomach as she stares down at her double cleavage. "Case in point, I guess. Everyone in favor of getting up and eat say aye."

"Aye!"

"Aye."

"Mrrfh..."

Disentangling our tails, getting a modicum of cleaning in and finding a spot in the living room where we all can eat takes a couple of minutes still, but once we start eating, there's no holding back. Whole pizzas disappear down our maws - us being Annie and me, sat next to each other on the sofa, as Elaine and Ms Delivery, who now wants to be called Cass, still have human faces. Or near enough, in the case of Cass. Doesn't stop the two more snake-like members of our polycule to take advantage of our impressively stretchy throats to shovel food down our gullets like there's no tomorrow. Who'da thunk it, turning from human males into snake-like females before engaging in a hours-long fuckathon leaves you ravenous!

"Jeez, Gabby, maybe chew a little?" Elaine pulls a face as I push an entire garlic baguette down my maw with barely any trouble, groaning in satisfaction as I feel my stomach fill up some more.

"Uh, have you seen my teeth?" I open my now empty jaws wide and flex some new muscles in my gums, and rows of thin, pointy fangs appear from their pockets. They curve to the back of my throat and are most decidedly not for chewing. Only for holding prey as I gulp it down. "I don't think I have a choice."

"Okay, okay, granted. At least I never have to be worried about annoying chewing noises from you two." As I relax the muscles and my fangs slip into their pockets in my gums, Elaine begins to wolf down a slice of pizza. She and Cass are just as hungry as the rest of us, human-ish faces or not. "God, sho good!"

"I know, right?" Cass beams, shoveling fries into her mouth as her snake hair keeps moving to look around, making her look not unlike a sea anemone. "We're a family business, we're really proud of our stuff! Speaking of family... Mom's gonna flip when she sees me now."

"Huh, you're right, mine too..." In all the craziness and the fucking, I haven't even thought about that. It's not like I'm super tight with my Mom, but I think she's gonna notice that her son turned into a busty, ruby snake lady. It's not like there isn't any precedent, Bay Cove was all over national news for weeks. But being personally affected... "Should I call my Mom?"

"Maybe," Annie mumbles, the box of fries she was about to gulp down wholesale back on the tray next to her. "I'm not even gonna bother with mine. If she's not on another bender, she's just gonna dump all her woes on me again."

I snuggle closer to her, putting one arm around her shoulders as my shaftsnake gently slithers through a few of Annie's cleavages to wrap around her waist. Flattening my hood as much as possible, I gently nuzzle the side of Annie's long, slender neck and murmur:

"Hey, we're here for you, whatever you decide. We love you, Annie."

"And I keep telling you, go no contact already! That woman doesn't deserve to be in your life." Elaine's body may have changed, but her protective streak remains. "If you keep calling her on her birthday and around Christmas, of course she's going to keep up her bullshit with you. Good riddance, I say."

"Wow, uh, feels like I'm intruding into somethi--" Before Cass can finish, Annie interrupts her with surprising ****.

"You're not! You're as much part of us as the rest, Cass. I love you, we love you, so don't feel like you're the odd one out, alright? I can't wait to get to know you better, but the four of us belong together, I just know it."

Elaine and I share this sentiment, and we say as much, both with words and otherwise, Elaine affectionately caressing Cass's cobalt tail with her horsecock body. Then, after another hungry gurgle from my stomach, we continue our feeding frenzy, demolishing a mountain of junk food and soda with gusto. That is, until something rather important occurs to me.

"Hey, Cass," I speak up after swallowing an entire rolled up pizza, "we never really asked how you feel about the whole snake thing and stuff."

"Pff, not like I had much time to think about it myself," Cass shrugs and takes a big gulp of her soda. "And I mean, I'm not super enthusiastic about it? But I also don't really mind. It's just a thing that's a thing, you know?"

"Woowww. A total, super-exciting change of all our lives, and you treat it like a change in the weather." Figures that Elaine, the only one that happily jumped into snakehood instead of stumbling in like the rest of us would not share Cass's sentiment.

"Well, sorry I'm not over the moon about turning into a heteromorph like this city on the coast," counters Cass as she shrugs her shoulders, making her azure breasts jiggle. We are of course all naked - most of us won't fit into anything we have around, and the others are showing solidarity. "It's not like they, or I for that matter, have any issues with it, but life goes on, you know? I love you guys and all, but my mom is gonna freak out about her only son turning into a snake woman with massive tits."

"Uh, you'll find that my tits are massive?" I interject. After all, as the one with the biggest boobage I feel the need to keep things straight. "Yours are merely huge."

"Difference being?" Elaine raises an eybrow, but the smirk makes it clear she's just teasing.

"I can smother two of you with one sniddy each, Cass needs both for one." It might be a boast, but hey, if you got it, flaunt it.

"Sniddy? No wait, I got this." Elaine thinks for all of a second before groaning and putting her head into her hands. "Snake. Tiddy. God dammit, Gabbie."

"I mean, she's right, isn't she? We are snakes, and snakes don't usually have boobs. And snoobs sounds dumb." Cass nods sagely.

"Whatever we call them, I have the most of all of us. Combined, I have more tit mass than Gabbie!" Annie looks supremely smug as she wiggles her entire body so every last one of her many breasts jiggles side to side. "So suck on this, girlfriend!"

"If you insist..."

I lean over and latch onto a random breast somewhere around where Annie's bellybutton would be, my shaftsnake following suit a bit further down her tail. Even Annie's own little buddy decides to suckle on one of her top-most breasts, and the white snike shrieks and giggles and moans softly as we give her sensitive nipples a tongue lashing. Not that we let it devolve into another sexy romp. Not yet. We're horny sneeple, but we need to eat, clean, cum-proof the apartment or at least plan how to do that... Aaaand I need to check the door with the cracked glass. Hopefully we don't need an entirely new one.