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Emma Watson, a Bimbo Idiot?

A full size spread of her smiling. She was holding a tiny cheap novelty pink purse... topless in pigtails.

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"Those pieces of shit posted me topless! Is vogue fucking TMZ now?" Emma wanted to throw her phone but needed to know more.__

Emma stared at the front page of Vogue. It was everywhere. The entire internet was ablaze with opeds.

Maybe we were wrong about Emma?

Are her boobs bigger than her brain?

New rumors of Emma sleeping with directors emerge

"That's not true!" Emma felt the world spin around her. This couldn't be happening. Fucking vogue was just using her to fuel the news cycle. How could they do this to her?

Many movie studios when reached out for comment stated that they would be dropping Emma from all future and current projects, citing no official reason. Harvard has officially removed Emma Watson as a graduate after it unearthed issues with her admission and plagiarism allegations.

Emma read in despair as she saw her entire career turn to dust. All because of some tits? Nothing made sense, they are just tits!

Emma Watson Sex tapes?

She was relieved to see it was clickbait... She clicked a video embedded in the article and she saw her agent dressed extremely professionally giving a press report.__

"What I'm saying, is that Emma has been ignoring financial reality for years now. As her agent Ive tried to talk sense into her multiple times but she just kept spending and spending. She is just an idiotic airhead. Her tax audit is due and she owes millions that she simply doesn't have. She will need to leave her house by the end of the day. Emma Watson is homeless and I can no longer work for her." Emma's mind raced. She paused the video and tried to log into her account. Account suspended. Oh god. Her agent had full access to everything! She had trusted her with so much... Emma clicked play.

Reporters hounded her with questions

"What is Emma going to do now for work now that Hollywood has blacklisted her?" one reporter chimed. Her agent smirked and smiled at the camera.

"Well, before I left there were a number of requests for her that could help her through her bankruptcy. Emma, if you're watching this, Blacked.com, and EvilAngel were highly interested in your services. They loved what they saw in Vogue today! But that's a little below my purview. I'm a feminist after all and don't gallivant around naked in big stupid fake tits trying to please men like you do. Some of us have standards."__

Emma dropped her phone. She stood there in her big stupid fake tits. If she wasn't so body positive, she would have hated them by now. This wasn't fair. She was a feminist! She got these to prove how much of a feminist she was! The whole world was blind not to see that. Emma posted online to own her actions.

Being topless on the cover of Vogue like this is our right as women! I feel no shame for what I have done or how I look. Soon you will all see how right I am. And yes, I am going to be doing that scene for Blacked because I need the money. I am pro sexwork and I personally look forward to it, and I hope you all enjoy watching it too!

Emma pressed send. Now, would a bimbo say something like that? She giggled at her own joke and her boobs jiggled, causing her to laugh even harder. Maybe it was all the stress, the fact that her life was ruined. But she couldn't help but keep jiggling and bouncing her money makers. She felt high and giddy probably from all of this, and it was nice to finally just play with her boobs. She had ignored them entirely since she got them. And Emma realized that as a proper feminist she SHOULD be jiggling and playing with her titties. They were hers, after all. She should be shaking them and pinching them for all to see. Maybe porn was where she belonged after all!

"Soon the world will realize I'm the real feminist anyways." Emma bounced her boobies and laughed to herself. These were going to help her convince so many misogynists that they love a feminism.