Blue: Clear your Head by having a Pokemon Battle

After the information dump given to you by Gramps had time to settle, the whole situation was just, bizarre…

The whole revelation that Amber’s mom Madison was a Sex **** Permanent, Gramps request for you to register Amber as your Fuck Buddy, the realization that Amber’s father might have been an even bigger idiot than his daughter, the whole situation was just absurd.

The man obviously hadn't cared what happened to his Sex ****. But did the fool not realize what kind of situation this would put Amber in? Or was the man just so self-centered that he honestly didn’t care about what happened to his daughter? For once you are glad you don’t know who your father is, because if THIS is what having a father was like you are glad that you are a Bastard.

You would never do that to YOUR kids! You are better than that, you are determined to be better than that, to treat your kids better than that. Your Amber better than that!

And that was exactly the thought trail you were trying to AVOID thinking about.

“Focus Blue, back to training.” After all, you are determined to never lose a Pokemon Battle AGAIN! It isn’t like you are using Pokemon Training to distract yourself from reflecting on your thoughts and emotions or anything. That sounds like something Amber would do.

So here you are, just far enough outside the town limits where you can let your Pokemon out and get some training in. “Pikachu, continue using Thunder Shock! Nidoran, dodge and charge!” You decided on training up your Pikachu and Nidoran because Pikachu was your newest Pokemon and Nidoran because he was going to be your secondary for when you challenged Brock. The training was going fine, but it wasn’t enough to distract you from the conflicting thoughts and emotions in your head.

Maybe you could find someone to challenge to a Pokemon Battle? Yeah, that’s it! A Pokemon Battle would be JUST the thing to distract you. You just had to find somebody to challenge.

As if the Pokemon Gods could hear your thoughts, you see somebody on the path walking away from Pewter City. A familiar looking person with Purple Hair in a long braid.

As you watch her continue walking down the road, getting closer, you realize where you recognize the girl from. It is the barista you saw at the coffee shop earlier in the day. Running into her here must be fate.

She will be the perfect distraction, as well as a great way to get rid of your blue balls.

Returning your Pokemon to their Pokeballs, you wait for the girl to walk further down the road until you start approaching her.

“Why hello there.” Noticing you for the first time, the girl stops dead in her tracks. You can see her mind start to race and her eyes dart side to side. But you don’t give her time to react before issuing your challenge. “I challenge you to a Pokemon Battle, two on two.” You technically didn’t KNOW she was a Pokemon Trainer before issuing your challenge. But judging from the girl’s expression, it looks like your guess was correct.

The girl’s expression changes as a range of emotions rushes through her mind, until eventually settling on what seems to be a look of exhaustion. “Look dude, can we NOT do this right now? I just got off work and I was hoping to get SOME training in before being challenged by some rando.”

A part of you finds her attempts to reason with you cute. Cute, but not enough to retract your challenge. “Oh, but Battling IS Training.” You take a few steps forward and to the girls credit she doesn’t take a step back or flinch. “So, pick your first Pokemon and let’s started.”

You see the girl’s hand move down to her belt, hovering over the Pokeballs on her belt as she considers which one to pick. You already know you are going to send out Charmander, but neither of you will know what the other’s lead is until the battle starts. Sending out the correct lead after all was as much a matter of skill as luck. Eventually she pulls a Pokeball from her belt and holds it in her hand. Seeing that she has made her choice you grab Charmander’s ball from your belt and get ready to release him.

Simultaneously, each of you release your Pokemon, both creatures materializing at the same time.

As you see what the girl chose as her lead you can’t help but smile as you get further confirmation that running into this girl must have been fate.

You don’t immediately recognize the Pokemon, but if you had to guess it is a grass bug type. You could not have picked a better match up for Charmander if you have tried. You see a flash of panic flash across the girls face but to her credit she doesn’t hesitate, quickly shouting out “String Shot!”.

She actually beat you to the punch! Not that it matters much. She wanted to tie Charmander up, making the fight easier for her second, well two can play that game. “Smoke Screen!”

The bug manages to hit Charmander with some sticky string, but what ever advantage that might have granted is lost by the smoke screen. At your command of “Ember! Widespread!” Charmander starts spewing out tiny busts of fire almost randomly, lighting some of the grass in the process. With the Smoke Screen up and Charmander creating even more smoke with its flame, neither of you can really see what is going on.

The girl manages to keep her cool though, shouting “String Shot and Bug Bite!” to her Pokemon.

You respond by shouting “Scratch it!”. Neither of you can see what is going on, but you can hear both of your Pokemon crying out in pain and anger as they bite and claw at each other. The scuffle doesn’t last very long though, and the field soon goes silent. The smoke starts to clear enough for you to see Charmander standing above the girl’s Pokemon. A lot worse for wear, but still standing.

The girl recalls her defeated Pokemon and quickly sends out her second Pokemon, a Wooper.

If the first match was an easy stomp for you, this should be an easy stomp for her. No matter, that is just how these things go. Besides, you have Bellsprout in your back pocket. Still, hopefully Charmander can put a dent into the Wooper. “Smokescreen and scratch!”

The girl shouts out “Water Gun!” as your Charmander starts to charge at the Wooper through the smoke. You can just make out the silhouettes of the two Pokemon getting closer, your Charmander managing to dodge under the water attack thanks to the smoke as it gets closer and closer. It seems the girl can also see as well, because just as you think Charmander is close enough to attack she shouts out “Mud Slap” and you see the Wooper move its tail and slap the ground, sending up a small wave of mud directly into your Charmander.

Charmander cries out in a combination of surprise and pain. You can’t see details, but you know Charmander isn’t going to be able to do much more. You call Charmander back and send out your Bellsprout.

When the girl defeated your Charmander she gave you a smirk, obviously proud for taking out your starter. When you send out your Bellsprout you see her confidence start to slip a little.

You both shout out commands to your Pokemon almost simultaneously.

“Vine Whip!”

“Mud Shot!”

The Wooper fires a glob of mud at your Bellsprout, but the attack is canceled out as your Pokemon smacks the attack away with a vine. You command your Pokemon to “Vine Whip and get closer!”, knowing that you will probably only need one good hit to take out her Wooper.

Knowing the danger, the girl cries out “Back away and use Mud Shot!”.

You have to give it to the girl; she wasn’t a complete idiot. But even as the Wooper tries to follow her commands you can both see how this is going to end. Your Bellsprout is simply a lot faster than the Wooper, and despite its best attempts the Bellsprout quickly closes the distance.

The Wooper gets off two more Mud Shots, attacks that Bellsprout blocks with its vines. When the Wooper attempts to fire off a third Mud Shot your Bellsprout is close enough to attack first. As the vine whip connects you hear a loud crack as the attack hits flesh, followed quickly by a louder cry of pain. It is immediately obvious to both of you that the Wooper is unable to continue battling.

Smiling, you compliment your Bellsprout with a “good job” before returning it to its Pokeball. The girl silently returning her Wooper to its Pokeball at the same time.

Grinning, you approach the girl, who has a stubborn look of frustration as she glares at you. “Just get it over with.”

Oh, you do NOT plan to ‘just get it over with’. Not only hadn’t you so much as masturbated in 6 days (meeting Melody didn’t help either), but you also have a lot of troublesome emotions on your mind due to your conversation with Gramps. This combination of pent-up sexual energy and troublesome emotions that you wanted to be distracted from meant one simple thing.

This was NOT going to be quick. You were going to take your time until all of your pent-up lust and emotional frustration was dealt with.

Author’s Notes: Yes, I know the picture isn’t of a “Pokemon Trainer” but there are only so many different recognizable Human characters from Pokemon that I decided to branch out. For those who are curious, she is the Raiden Shogun from Genshin Impact.

I know my Pokemon Battles aren’t as COOL as some of the others that have been written in PokeSlut. But I hope it at least made sense and was enjoyable.