Back Alley dumpster

"Gahhhhh," the pair screamed still holding each other. They had landed in a diagonal air vent and started sliding down uncontrollably. They tumbled over one another and slammed into the walls as the descended through the building. Eventually they crashed into the vent cover, smashing though it, and fell into a dumpster.

"Oww," Shephard whined. She had fallen first landing face up onto a pile of garbage while cradling Liara in her arms.

"Hmm," Liara mumbled in reply her mouth was pressed into Shephard's cleavage making it hard to talk. She quickly raised her body up to a sitting position of Shephard's crotch and continued. "That did not go according to plan."

"Oh, it didn’t?" Shephard complained raising her upper body with her arms.

"Shephard,"

No no it's great. A fantastic hide out." The commander said sarcastically. "It's snug, metal plated, has plenty of provisions and supplies and most of all...Oh God it stinks!"

The truly horrid stench of the dumpster finally hit the couple who immediately pinched their noses to try and protect themselves from the putrid odor. Wordlessly the two stood up to get out of the dumpster. Liara threw the lid open with her bionics and the couple clamored out of the dumpster falling onto the asphalt.

They laid there for a second facing one another. They stared into each other's eyes face mere inches apart similar to how they often did in bed. Except this time, they weren't in bed. A Skycar passed over above them, jolting the two back to reality. They all but crawled behind a nearby group of crates to hide. Sticking their heads out to check for passersby.

"Oh Goddess, Goddess, Goddess please no." Liara whispered panicked as she desperately clung to her bondmate's back. "Shephard what do we do? We're. We're. We're!

At first Shephard said nothing. The spectre simply stood their hands cupping her breasts and face red as her hair.

Finally, the Alliance hero spoke. Finishing Liara's statement. "We're trapped outside butt naked."