BIMBO chess

They took a look at the peculiar pieces.

There was a pink stop clock which looked pretty normal.

There was also a pink game wheel and its spinner that it sits on top of.

Also, the board itself was pink.

Other than that, nothing too weird.

“Dude this looks like a very different game than what i have played before.” Muttered Jim.

“Yeah me too, lets take a look at the instructions.”

***INSTRUCTIONS***

Tldr: Every time a piece is taken, a body part changes. Plus a few bonus changes. The loser is a bimbo temporarily, time depends on pieces lost.

“Welcome to the incredible game of BIMBO CHESS. The game that makes chess a little more exciting. This game was developed in order to bring a new perspective to chess players, sometimes, not critically thinking is actually fun! And boobs make everything better.

The rules on the board are the same. All of the pieces move the same as normal chess. However, every time a piece is taken, the players themselves change! Each piece has an associated part of the body it affects.

Pawns: Random, spin the wheel to find out!

Rook: Waist and down

Knight: Arms, and waist up to neck (not including breasts)

Bishop: Neck and above

Queen: the mother of them all, BREASTS

King: The mind

WINNING:

Once a player is in check mate; they take on the mentality of a bimbo for as many hours as pieces they lost. Once a player is in the mentality of a bimbo they will still be conscious, but unable to control the parts of their body that were affected by the game.

Eg. If a player loses, BUT doesnt have their bishops taken during the game, they will be able to say whatever they want (in the voice of a bimbo of course). But if they lost a knight, they wont be able to control their arms, this is in addition to their body parts physically changing to become more bimbo like.

The winner will regain a certain little part they may have lost in the game. And it will come back bigger than ever.

***All changes revert after as many hours as pieces the loser had taken***

Eg. If the loser lost 6 pawns, a rook, a bishop and a knight: the changes would last 9 hours.

PENALTIES:

If a player commits any of the following, the wheel will spin and they will receive an additional change!

• if a player takes more than 1 minute to move.
• If a player attempts to move pieces out of turn.
• If a player makes a move, but does not punch the time clock.

BONUS CHANGES:

• Every 5th time a piece is taken, the wheel will spin and the player with the least pieces will be gifted an additional change.
• If a player is put into check, the wheel will spin for an additional change!

Have fun Bimbos!”

“Oh bro this sounds like a porn game, and there arent even any girls here.” Groaned Jim.

“Well its not like we have anything else to do, ill let you be white.”

“Okay fine, lets set it up.”