Ask about Family

Ethan asks about his family.

“Eh? Oh, right.” Charlie scratches her head. “Yeah, you’ve got a little dickgirl inside of you.”

Although he would have preferred different wording, Ethan ignores it. “Like, recently?”

“I don’t know, you tell me.” Charlie shakes her head. “As far I know your grandparents were normies, and so was your dad. So unless you’ve got some massive titties you’ve been holding out on me, you’re good for now.”

“For now?!” Ethan starts to worry about his unborn children.

“Yeah. Unless you knock up a girl from here, then you might be in trouble. Having it on both sides of the family tree really makes it pop.”

Suddenly, Ethan feels the need to invest in condoms.