Arrange For A Threesome

Sue Storm faded into view in front of Reed Richards. The kids were in bed. He was alone in the lab, doing a simple series of quantum equations. He had felt her unseen hands touch his shoulders. Smiled as he felt her weight settle in his lap. Then she began to fade in. Tonight it was a baby doll nightie, the palest of blues, and through the tissue-thin fabric he could see the swell of her breasts, the prominent nipples, the trim stomach and well-developed thighs—and her bare crotch. Reed wasn't sure when she had started to shave, but it made his heart beat faster.

"Reed," she said. "You know it's our anniversary soon."

Her fingers played with his short brown hair. Reed blinked. Their anniversary again. Damn.

"I'd like to do something extra special," Sue went on.

"Oh?" he asked. "Midnight bowling? Champagne in the Negative Zone? I know this black sun about to collapse into a white hole—"

"I was thinking," Sue said. "Of a ménage à trois."

Reed went still. She could feel him tense beneath him.

"I have a girlfriend," Sue Storm said. "Very open-minded. Trustworthy. Beautiful."

"Darling, I don't think—"

"I want to see her worship your cock," the Invisible Woman whispered in her husband's ear. "I need her to watch as you push that big dick inside and fill me completely. You know I love you, darling. I love you so much that I want to share. You get it, don't you? Something special, for the most special person in my life."

Reed's mouth was a firm line. His brain raced. His arm stretched out and pressed a button.

A light burst on from above. For a moment, all Sue could see was green.

When it turned off, Reed looked surprised.

"Well, you're not a Skrull," he said. "I suppose it could still be telepathy...post-hypnotic suggestion...possession by extradimensional Tartarean entities..."

Sue's face hardened.

"Reed Richards, we are having a threesome, and you are getting your cock sucked and That. Is. Final!"

There was an argument. Several more scans. And, finally, after much browbeating, a defeat for one, and a victory for another.

Sue Storm kissed her husband on the lips.

"You'll see, darling. It will be wonderful. We're going to drain you dry!"

Reed Richards watched his wife's ass as she bounced out of the room. He knew exactly what he had just agreed to. A part of him thought he was the luckiest man in the world. Another part screamed that this must be a trap. The Invisible Woman did not suddenly invite her husband to sex with another woman.

Belatedly, he realized that he hadn't even asked the other woman's name.