Aquaman Hears Lois Lane's Screams

The sea surged. The rain and surf hit Lois Lane on all sides, so that she could only scream in between gasps for breath, spitting seawater. It took all of her strength to cling to the rock, shivering in the cold...and the only consolation she had was that the massive creature seemed to be having trouble with the heaving waves as well, the blunt tip of its massive cock just missing her legs...which the reporter was sure was the only thing that saved her from being skewered by the phallic alien spire.

Instinctively, she tried to clench her pussy, and screamed louder as pain ripped through her crotch. Lois Lane had just gone through the equivalent of a long and painful birth, and her whole vaginal canal was sore and tender. She needed time to heal...and, with a dread certainty, Lois knew that no amount of muscle control would prove any defense against the horrifying phallus that threatened to disembowel her. The great eyes burned down at her like alien suns, fixated on the tiny cunt. It would have been comical...like Captain Hook trying to penetrate Tinkerbell...except that Lois Lane knew with dread certainty that it was only a matter of time before she was pierced through.

A moan, alien and so deep that it set the rock to shaking, set the reporter's bones to vibrating in her chest. The tip of the thing hovered in the air, wobbling a foot from the reporter's hips...as if having some trouble coming closer. Lois Lane squinted her violet eyes, barely able to see anything, yet she thought she saw something...yellow...

Down the length of that titanic shaft, a figure clung. Blonde hair whipping in the wind, orange scales over a broad back. A human figure, his muscled arms wrapped around the middle of that tremendous prick, lashing tentacles flailing against him, ripping away bits of clothing, armor, skin...

Then there was a noise...like the crack of a tree falling in the forest, or the snap of a mast...and the unholy moan rose in pitch to a terrifying shriek. Lois clasped her hands about her ears, and in so doing lost her hold on the rock. As the ear-piercing, brain-melting shriek of Cthulhu filled her, Lois Lane fell into the emerald waves...and as she sank, grateful for the insulating silence of the water, air falling upwards out of her mouth in bubbles, she saw her hero swim toward her in the water...arms and legs churning, body undulating...and as he brought his lips toward hers, a name came the drowning woman.

Aquaman.