Approaching Darren

Darren’s new. Might be good to get to know him before the fight.

You approach Darren who is now pacing and doing occasional poses that look quite strange.

“Err Darren yeah? Whatcha’ up to?”

“Oh? Hey, I’m just practicing” he says paying you little mind.

“Practicin’? Practicin’ what interpretive dance?”

“No martial arts! Watch!” He thrusts his arms around in several sharp movements while making fhwishing sounds with his mouth.

“Riiiiiight.”

It becomes apparent to you pretty quick theres a good chance talking to Darren is a waste of time that could be better spent.