What happens next?

An unexpected visitor

Buffy was getting herself a mid-morning cup of coffee from the kitchen when she suddenly heard a knock on the outside kitchen door.

"Who could that be?" she wondered.

Then Buffy looked down, realized that she was still nude and threw an arm over her nipples and her pubes. "Oh God!" she cried. "I hope whoever it is didn't see me through the kitchen window."

The knocking continued. And as it continued, it rapidly became obvious that her Mom was not going to come out and answer it.

"Oh, geez," said Buffy. "We almost never get visitors at the kitchen door so naturally when I'm home alone and naked..."

Buffy just sighed and walked up to the kitchen door, still trying to conceal most of her nakedness from the view of whoever was at the kitchen door -- even though she suspected that it was what Giles would call an exercise in futility.

She opened the door and there before her stood a fully clothed Faith.

"Oh, Buffy!" Faith cried. "Thank God it's you. You would not believe the time I had trying to get here. First there were these men and then --"

"Oh, the heck with it!" cried Buffy.

And with that, she hit Faith with her left fist, knocking her out with one punch.

"That's what you get for attacking my mother," said Buffy to the fallen Slayer.