An ordinary guy and a not so ordinary gal

Nick laid down on his coach, bored out of his mind as he kept changing the tv-channels. This had gotten to be an all too familiar sensation for him. He gets no satisfaction from his job, has little to no friends to hang out with, and he hasn’t gotten a girlfriend sinds middle school.

When he looked out of the back window, he saw an most unusual sight. A woman his age climbed over the fence, not even wearing a stitch on her. He saw woman leave like that when either of his roommates brought a woman home for the night, but Nick never saw them enter like that.

He opened the back door, and approached the woman. Curiously, she seemed unbothered by her own nudity, only holding herself for warmth in the cold rain.

“Miss, what are you doing here?”

“Paarga seg, Ikana nooda yerga halmb!” Said the woman concerned.

“I’m sorry, come again?”

“Ikana nooda yerga halmb! Ikane ceema fara fion ino nooda-“

“I’m terribly sorry,” interrupted Nick. “I can’t understand a word you’re saying. Are you Swedish? German?”

“Couga wou egas yerga horka? Ikana amsa fruuga outtom herm?”

“I don’t know what you’re saying, but let’s get you inside first. You are freezing out here.”

“Wait here, I’ll get you some clothes and a towel.”

As Nick left the living room the woman looked around the living room in sheer interest. She saw a dvd box on the table, and picked it up. She fumbled around for a bit, but managed to open it. She looked surprised at the disk, with had an image on one side, but was silver on the other. In a quick motion she threw the disk like a frisbee, only to hid the wall and shatter in three. Shocked, she hid the pieces under the carpet.

“Sorry it took so long.” Said Nick as he came down with a towel. But after the woman was done drying herself off, a parking car could be heard outside. Looking outside, Nick saw that it were his two roommates.