An electric massage chair! (-$60)

Hey, that looks sturdy, comfy, and relaxing! The three most important elements of any self-respecting piece of furniture. You place your finger firmly on the square printout of one, to make clear just how much you mean it.

"I'll have one of these please!" You shout, pushing the money across the counter towards Darla. She smiles a toothy grin, and takes the money from the desk. Hey, why's she wearing a hairnet anyway?

"Ahf cars, deer. Ope hue git lotsa joy fram it." She says (?) to you. Still, she took the money, so that probably means it's gonna be delivered to your room! Nice.