An alliance.

"She isn't for sale," he told her, wondering if it would prompt her to attack him to claim his ****, but before she could answer he continued, "BUT, if we can come with you I will have her guide you to the mountain."

She thought for a brief moment, but then said, "agreed. But don't betray me, magician. I haven't risen to this level by letting people defeat me."

Jerry told Titiana to stand up and her supple, naked form rose from the ground. In scant seconds he had gone into Developer Mode and restored her clothes and possessions. When she unfroze she was again clothed and armored, her bow in her hand. She had a sudden look of amazement on her face.

"I was naked," she stammered, "...you were **** me."

"Uh...um...that...was...uh...an ILLUSION! That's it! That was an illusion I cast to see...um...if you would hold true to your word, "Jerry lied, hoping to convince her.

"Your illusion was so REAL," she said, still amazed. "It was so real I even imagine my vagina hurts."

The warrior woman gave a disgusted look and shook her blond head. "Follow me," she told them, and strode through the trees. Jerry hurried to catch up with her.

"I know you THINK you saw me..." he started, but she cut him off instantly.

"Look, I've been playing this game a long time," she said. "I don't care if you're one of the perverts that come here to get your freak on, just don't try anything with me or I'll run this sword..." she turned halfway and pointed the sword at him, "so far down your throat they'll need a healer to get it out."

A few steps through the forest she added, "And don't try to finish what you were doing when I'm around, I don't want to watch." She began muttering that she was glad her kids were in bed and that she was glad her husband didn't know how perverted the game was or he would try to make her quit.

"Oh, you're married," Jerry said, a little disappointed as he'd been eying the pale skin of her side-boob that he was sure she didn't know was showing at the open armpit of her armor.

"Yes, he's in the next room studying his Sunday School lesson, but that's none of your business," she suddenly shot, realizing that she was irritated that he asked.

"Okay, okay. But about that other thing...finishing. For some reason I don't think I'm going to."

She didn't reply, but simply looked at him, a bit of disgust and some anger showing.

"See, for some reason I really couldn't...um..." he hesitated to use the word 'come' for some reason. "I really couldn't...um...finish? I don't know why. Do you know why?"

"WHY THE HELL..." she suddenly seemed to calm herself and lowered her voice, "why do you think I would know anything about that?"

"You said you've been playing a long time. Surely you've...um...tried..."

She suddenly looked uneasy. "I might have...experimented..." she began, "really this is none of your business."

"But see, I was having sex with her, like...forever...and I just never...could..."

"If you're having those kind of problems you should see a doctor."

"I'm not having REAL problems, I'm just having problems HERE. My character couldn't ever climax,"

"Oh, " she simply said. "I don't think the game characters are animated to orgasm."

He thought on this for a few minutes before the enormity of it hit him and he considered the possibility that he might never be able to have another orgasm again for his entire life.

"Oh, MY GOD," he screamed! "I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS GAME!"